Dons_1988 Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Calling American college-based golfers “amateurs”.They are professional in every aspect except accepting prize money.C untsCollecting the prize money is what makes you professional, no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 3 hours ago, GordonD said: I can answer your question. The a and e joined together to form æ is called a typographic ligature. As to how you fix it, no idea, sorry. ^^^^ not a Marxist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 8 hours ago, TheScarf said: Ignoring your VL-like tone, I forgot to mention, yes I did try the quick fixes in the boiler manual. Actually made it worse on this occasion; the lights are flashing even more frequently. Have you been paying your gas bills? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 8 hours ago, TheScarf said: Folk (my dad in this case) who think you should turn into a mechanic/solicitor/plumber when something happens. For example, my boiler is playing up, the lights look like a Christmas tree at the moment, flashing like f**k, and there's no hot water. Queue my dad giving it the 'have you checked the flu isnt blocked? Have you tried to see if the pressure needs altered?' Funnily enough no I haven't, because I'm not a fucking CORGI registered plumber dad. In the same way I don't start taking my fucking engine apart in the driveway when my car won't start, because I'm not a fucking mechanic. Another example of his of when I should start using my imaginary trade. Young people are fucking gormless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 40 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Young people are fucking gormless. Take it you would have fixed by fucked boiler in 2 minutes old bean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Have you been paying your gas bills?Certainly paying his electricity bill! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 13 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Take it you would have fixed by fucked boiler in 2 minutes old bean? No. But I would have fixed my fucked boiler; maybe 3 minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Collecting the prize money is what makes you professional, no? Is it “amateur” for it to, in effect, be your full-time occupation, one you get your expenses paid to pursue? Not in my book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Lviv Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I’m down in England just now and I made the mistake of saying “and one for yourself” to the barmaid. She said a pink gin and lemonade and now I’m a fiver down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 9 hours ago, GordonD said: I can answer your question. The a and e joined together to form æ is called a typographic ligature. As to how you fix it, no idea, sorry. all these years and I've finally learned something interesting from you Gordon- you pretentious ærsehole! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: all these years and I've finally learned something interesting from you Gordon- you pretentious ærsehole! I hope the cheeks of your arsehole get joined together! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 15 hours ago, TheScarf said: Take it you would have fixed by fucked boiler in 2 minutes old bean? Have you tried switching your dad off and on again? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Have you tried switching your dad off and on again? That's a touchy subject on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Windows updates taking fucking days then making your computer slower 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 17 hours ago, Granny Danger said: No. But I would have fixed my fucked boiler; maybe 3 minutes. I might be wrong but do you not own your own plumbing business (or other similar trade)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I might be wrong but do you not own your own plumbing business (or other similar trade)? He gave me his business card on the bus crawl and if I remember correctly it's vacuum cleaners and donkeys he deals in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Checking and fixing the pressure on a boiler is easy.You don’t need to call a plumber out for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 The dicks at the golf that have to be the 1st to shout as the player hits the ball 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Any sport that requires the spectators to be quiet at certain periods. f**k knows how penalty takers at football can get a penalty away with all those nasty people shouting at them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 17 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: The dicks at the golf that have to be the 1st to shout as the player hits the ball "In the hole." Eejits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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