Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[pozbaird]

Life can be fcuked up at times, so if a lorry driver flashes you on an empty road, clearly saying to you ‘no problem to come back in’, then far from annoying me, I give them in return a quick ‘three flashes on the hazards’ to effectively say ‘no bother mate, have a nice day, a good Christmas, and best wishes to you and your family’ before toddling along on my merry way. 

There’s far more shit happens on the roads to annoy you. Glasgow Airport white taxi drivers cnuts, for a start.

Edited September 25, 2019 by pozbaird

[Unleash The Nade]

3 minutes ago, Swarley said:

43 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said:

When you’re waiting on a lift, having obviously pressed the button, (as it’s illuminated), then someone else comes along and presses the button.
 

The more times the button is pressed, especially in quick succession, the faster the lift arrives. Everyone knows that mate. See also pedestrian crossings and in flight entertainment screens.

True 

There should be some way of electrifying these buttons after being pressed once, so these c***s get 10,000 volts through the end of their finger if it’s pressed again.

Possibly one for Dragons Den imo 

[pozbaird]

Cnuts that are out doing their shopping in Tesco or wherever, and they bump into someone they know. Usually a couple with a trolley, and they bump into Betty and Frank from next door, so the four of them, and their trolleys, just stop dead in their tracks and have a conversation about Brexit, Fernando Ricksen, the price of Kit Kats these days, or their cunty neighbour who had a loud party on Saturday night.... but do they think of stepping out of everyone else’s way? Perhaps not completely blocking the aisle? Being aware that the rest of us are trying to reach a pint of milk on the shelves behind them? Naw, do they fcuk.

Shooting is too good for them. See also: cnuts who have put all their shopping on the belt, but are too lazy to reach six inches and put down the wee plastic divider behind their last item for you to start piling your stuff on the belt. Fcukers.

[philpy]

Cnuts that are out doing their shopping in Tesco or wherever, and they bump into someone they know. Usually a couple with a trolley, and they bump into Betty and Frank from next door, so the four of them, and their trolleys, just stop dead in their tracks and have a conversation about Brexit, Fernando Ricksen, the price of Kit Kats these days, or their cunty neighbour who had a loud party on Saturday night.... but do they think of stepping out of everyone else’s way? Perhaps not completely blocking the aisle? Being aware that the rest of us are trying to reach a pint of milk on the shelves behind them? Naw, do they fcuk.
Shooting is too good for them. See also: cnuts who have put all their shopping on the belt, but are too lazy to reach six inches and put down the wee plastic divider behind their last item for you to start piling your stuff on the belt. Fcukers.

Add to that people that start to load their shopping on the belt before you've even finished putting your stuff on.

[JamesP_81]

When you’re waiting on a lift, having obviously pressed the button, (as it’s illuminated), then someone else comes along and presses the button.
 

And pedestrian crossings where the 'WAIT' is clearly illuminated but the next person along has to press the button incase you never properly pressed it. Also get this all the time at the kid's nursery. Press the intercom to get in then wait for the door to open, next parent comes along, waits for a second then reaches across you to press it again as if they can press it better than you or something ! ? !

[coprolite]

4 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said:

1 hour ago, Unleash The Nade said:

When you’re waiting on a lift, having obviously pressed the button, (as it’s illuminated), then someone else comes along and presses the button.
 

And pedestrian crossings where the 'WAIT' is clearly illuminated but the next person along has to press the button incase you never properly pressed it. Also get this all the time at the kid's nursery. Press the intercom to get in then wait for the door to open, next parent comes along, waits for a second then reaches across you to press it again as if they can press it better than you or something ! ? !

This never happens to me. 

You must look incompetent.?!?!? 

[Shandon Par]

2 hours ago, deej said:

Lorry drivers that flash to "let you back in" when you're well clear of them, there's nothing else around and only indicating out of courtesy. 

 

Got me irrationally wound up this morning

You’re reading the signals wrong. He was inviting you to pull over at the next lay-by and w**k him off. 

[Miguel Sanchez]

On 24/09/2019 at 08:51, Dele said:

It's not, it was always Chickenellie. I assume the name become too confusing for some neanderthal parts of Scotland so it had to be dumbed down horrifically to names like "chap door run". 

There was a lassie from Ayr at a birthday party I was at weeks ago. She got really, really irate at this. 

Was a surreal experience. She just marched around folk asking where they were from then shouting "WHAT DO YOU CALL THE THINGS IN THE ROADS YOU GO AROUND AT JUNCTIONS". 

Not sure what's surreal about this, it just sounds like what P&B would be like if it was a person.

[ICTChris]

Give lorry drivers a break, it’s hard keeping the logistics of this country going while also continually murdering prostitutes.

[deej]

 

 

25 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

You’re reading the signals wrong. He was inviting you to pull over at the next lay-by and w**k him off. 

 

 

That explains why he had his cock out the window then

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

1 hour ago, pozbaird said:

Cnuts that are out doing their shopping in Tesco or wherever, and they bump into someone they know. Usually a couple with a trolley, and they bump into Betty and Frank from next door, so the four of them, and their trolleys, just stop dead in their tracks and have a conversation about Brexit, Fernando Ricksen, the price of Kit Kats these days, or their cunty neighbour who had a loud party on Saturday night.... but do they think of stepping out of everyone else’s way? Perhaps not completely blocking the aisle? Being aware that the rest of us are trying to reach a pint of milk on the shelves behind them? Naw, do they fcuk.

Shooting is too good for them. See also: cnuts who have put all their shopping on the belt, but are too lazy to reach six inches and put down the wee plastic divider behind their last item for you to start piling your stuff on the belt. Fcukers.

Worse that those b*****ds is when you finally get them to move so you can get to a shelf then someone comes round the corner and says to you 'excuse me' when it's clearly Mr & Mrs c**t and their pals blocking the aisle.

[19QOS19]

Lorry drivers that flash to "let you back in" when you're well clear of them, there's nothing else around and only indicating out of courtesy. 
 
Got me irrationally wound up this morning

Rather someone being overly cautious/courteous than the usual inconsiderate c***s that are on the road.

[GordonD]

People who walk side by side on a narrow pavement, as if they're expecting me either to step out into the road and get hit from behind by a bus, or else climb the wall like fucking Spider-Man.

[pozbaird]

1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

You’re reading the signals wrong. He was inviting you to pull over at the next lay-by and w**k him off. 

... recognise that signal do you?

[Shandon Par]

10 minutes ago, pozbaird said:

... recognise that signal do you?

I was driving the truck.

[Jacksgranda]

1 minute ago, Shandon Par said:

I was driving the truck.

[Shandon Par]

3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

Who doesn’t like to jump in a big rig now and again?

[SlipperyP]

36 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

I was driving the truck.

with a full load I presume?

[D.A.F.C]

People who write emails like this.

Dear Sir,
Tab tab I'm writing to you

It looks awful and gives me OCD.

[Shandon Par]

15 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:

People who write emails like this.

Dear Sir,
Tab tab I'm writing to you

It looks awful and gives me OCD.

Folk who are trying to quit smoking?