peasy23 Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 My heart fucking bleeds for you.Seconded. I'm trying to figure out how many layers I can put on and still be able to move for the trip to Shotts tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, peasy23 said: 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: My heart fucking bleeds for you. Seconded. I'm trying to figure out how many layers I can put on and still be able to move for the trip to Shotts tomorrow. Don't think I'll make it. Some part timers are accompanying me and want to go somewhere more exotic. All weather dependent of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Don't think I'll make it. Some part timers are accompanying me and want to go somewhere more exotic. All weather dependent of course.Harthill? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Just now, peasy23 said: 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Don't think I'll make it. Some part timers are accompanying me and want to go somewhere more exotic. All weather dependent of course. Harthill? They're away to Whitburn. I had thought Troon, but one of them fancies Cambuslang. Early meeting on Saturday morning has been called. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Eednud said: Shite, that means we’ll probably be the same in a few days. I love the heat. There's plenty of people complain about it but if I ever find myself on the verge of moaning about it I'll take myself back to when I was waiting on my visa getting approved, at work outdoors in Fort William and fighting with the curtain from a curtain sided trailer getting blown about in storm force winds while my face was getting battered with horizontal freezing rain. I know that's one extreme to the other but I prefer this extreme. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I love the heat. There's plenty of people complain about it but if I ever find myself on the verge of moaning about it I'll take myself back to when I was waiting on my visa getting approved, at work outdoors in Fort William and fighting with the curtain from a curtain sided trailer getting blown about in storm force winds while my face was getting battered with horizontal freezing rain. I know that's one extreme to the other but I prefer this extreme. Thank you. Burying backpackers will be easier in the desert than the frosty ground here. Edited November 15, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Eednud said: Shite, that means we’ll probably be the same in a few days. Not if the wildfires get you first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Not if the wildfires get you first. Called bushfires here you flamin’ galah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Just dump the bodies in the bush, the dingos will nom them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Eednud said: Called bushfires here you flamin’ galah. Didn't want Kenneth putting in an appearance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: Oh My GoD a CaR wItHoUt a TiCkEt Why do folk type like that these days? Are you having a stroke? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Council: you can use Ringgo to pay for parking with your phone! Me: sound I'll do that Parking Attendant Epsilon 2nd class: Oh My GoD a CaR wItHoUt a TiCkEt Virtual residents' permits have the same effect. I always thought parking attendants were thick c***s, and now it has been confirmed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: It is to signify a cretinous view of the world aH oK i sEe nOW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason King Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Just clicked on the "I'm a Scot living in London" thread and it took me to the dribbling simpletons Politics forum. Christ, can we not see what part of the forum new threads are in - thought it would be about pub recommendations or some such - so I don't feel as dirty as I do from having read a post in that godforsaken hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 I'm currently looking at a bus displaying this on the scrolling signs:Sorry i'm Not In Service 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 This. Aye, automatic cars get on my nerves too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 This. Realising you bought a hairdresser's car, when you know hee-haw about cutting hair? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 The dials look like tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 That so many people involved in Scottish football still think that our top league is called the SPFL. After so many years how do they still not get it? What do they think the letters stand for?! What do they think the league body is called? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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