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Has anyone else noticed that the news on Radio 1 is just a slightly padded out version of "Newsround"? :huh:

On a similar 'no shit sherlock' theme, I've noticed recently that Radio Clyde's weather report is just that. A report on what the weather is like at that specific moment.

I KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING WEATHER IS LIKE RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID CVNT5. IM SITTING IN THE CAR LOOKING AT IT. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE LATER AND TOMORROW. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT YOU JUST COPY IT FROM THE TV. YOU USELESS FUCKTARDS. AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

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On a similar 'no shit sherlock' theme, I've noticed recently that Radio Clyde's weather report is just that. A report on what the weather is like at that specific moment.

I KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING WEATHER IS LIKE RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID CVNT5. IM SITTING IN THE CAR LOOKING AT IT. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE LATER AND TOMORROW. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT YOU JUST COPY IT FROM THE TV. YOU USELESS FUCKTARDS. AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

You're doing a lot of capital bold shouting just now GC!

Some anger mangement therapy required? :rolleyes:

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Complete and utter insomnia.

Ive decided just to try and stay up through the day, then go to bed quite early to beat my body clock back into sync with the rest of ya!

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eating oranges, not worth the bother, a total mess with blunt nails. :angry:

simply resolved, don't eat them with blunt nails or grow your nails

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Couples who drive to work, when they arrive the male then gets out of the driving seat, female gets in and continues her journey.

Here's a tip, just let the lassie drive all the way, and stop holding me up. :angry:

Experience tells me that she'll be putting on her make-up while he drives.

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Here's a tip, just let the lassie drive all the way, and stop holding me up. :angry:

Would you let your wife drive the car while you are in it/able to? :o If so you are braver than most :lol:

I remember driving along beside a BMW, with the woman driving and the man eating. Suddenly the car veered over and nearly ran into us. I think the man may still be shouting to his wife over that one :lol:

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I've got a big spot on the top of my lip which hasn't as of yet got a head on it, it's giving me a bit of jip so it is :(

Dab a wee bit of (preferably really cheap) aftershave on it before you go to bed. When you wake up in the morn, it will have dried out. Best to catch spots early ;)

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