Trackdaybob Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 11 hours ago, throbber said: A series of events last night ended up with me having to eat a donner kebab + chips from farmfoods for my dinner. Without trying to sound like a snob I will not be buying from there again even if 2 x donner kebabs and 1 large bag of chips only set me back £3. You went to farmfoods. It's all you deserve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 No-one can deny that Throbs is a total lifestyle edgelord. From snarky arguments over food with his m-i-l, with his graphic fetishistic paralympic cock pics and now his gustatory experiments in MRM & abattoir floorsweepings disguised as 'donermeat', he truly is a Pn'B hero for the age and he should be given more plaudits. (That's enough Throbber bullshit - Ed.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 12 hours ago, throbber said: A series of events last night ended up with me having to eat a donner kebab + chips from farmfoods for my dinner. Without trying to sound like a snob I will not be buying from there again even if 2 x donner kebabs and 1 large bag of chips only set me back £3. Donner...Donner... Donner...Donner...Fatman! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 My Mrs was walking back from a doctors appt with our son and wanted picked up and the farnfoods was the most convenient location for both of us. Also our gousto ordered had been cancelled for the week and we needed to get dinner in. Otherwise I’d never go there.You still chose to by frozen donner meat you utter bam. Why wouldnt you simply choose one of the about 3 dozen frozen pizzas on offer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, throbber said: I don’t like pizza Nonce. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, throbber said: I don’t like pizza A hundredweight of party food? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: A hundredweight of party food? Also an obviously better option. Turkey Dinosaurs, chicken nuggets, lasagne or similar..... Farmfoods is a shop full of frozen foods and only 1 of them is Donner Kebab.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, throbber said: Well we had to chose something and had been roaming around for a good while for something we both agreed on. I liked the look of the chicken peri peri but it took 50 mins to make I'm not having this throbber, look at this. It's fit for a King! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Well we had to chose something and had been roaming around for a good while for something we both agreed on. I liked the look of the chicken peri peri but it took 50 mins to make You could easily have cooked a decent meal from scratch in 50 minutes. Edited November 2, 2021 by Rugster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 throbber, 30 minutes after being kicked out by his mrs: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 5 hours ago, coprolite said: This stuff goes crispy in the oven after 10 minutes. It has the texture of a graveyard Tastes like existential dread When you open the packet, it smells like someone has farted on it Impressive authenticity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 (edited) This is Farmfoods doner and cheesy chips mmmm-mmmmm! Edited November 2, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, throbber said: Wasn’t in the mood for doing that, it was a Monday night. You don't like Mondays ? Surely your surname isn't Geldof ? "Throbber Geldof"....................mind you, it does have a certain HammerHorror charm, eh ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: This is Farmfoods doner and cheesy chips mmmm-mmmmm! 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 I'm sure I've seen someone eat frozen donner meat before. @tongue_tied_danny rings a bell (forgive me making horrible assumptions about your life if it's not you) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 14 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: This is Farmfoods doner and cheesy chips mmmm-mmmmm! I don't like the look of that, I'd rather have the Richmond sausages illustrated earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Last time I was in Farmfoods, they had a whole section of microwave faux-fast food for folk who couldn't afford the real deal, but were determined to load up on saturated fats and sugar regardless. Rip-off KFC buckets, McDonalds happy meals, fish suppers, and the infamous donner kebabs, amongst many more. I've eaten some shite in my time, but they ought to be handing out Samaritans leaflets with purchases from those freezers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 15 minutes ago, BFTD said: Last time I was in Farmfoods, they had a whole section of microwave faux-fast food for folk who couldn't afford the real deal, but were determined to load up on saturated fats and sugar regardless. Rip-off KFC buckets, McDonalds happy meals, fish suppers, and the infamous donner kebabs, amongst many more. I've eaten some shite in my time, but they ought to be handing out Samaritans leaflets with purchases from those freezers. Iceland is where you want to go 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 I bought one of those Iceland burgers. I was taken in by the dafties on facebook saying it was better than McDonalds. After microwaving it smelled like dogshite and tasted worse. I will never buy one again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 I'm quite ashamed not to have linked to Ashens myself TBQHWY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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