Netan Sansara Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 11 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: A couple of years ago my mate who emigrated to Australia came home for a visit. We all agreed to meet in Phillies in shawlands. We had a table booked, the four school friends who still stayed in Scotland eagerly awaiting the arrival of our now antipodean mate. It was a beautiful bright, sunny summer evening so when you enter the restaurant your eyes take a wee bit of adjustment. In walks Darren rushes forward to meet the boys but fails to see the dog lying on the floor at a nearby table. Next thing there is a blood curdling yelp fae the dog as he stands on it's tail a cry of what the f*ck from Darren and glowers of hatred from the hipster dog owners towards our table absolutely howling at the scene. If your going to bring your dog to a restaurant stick it under the table without fear of it being stood on. Phillies isn’t a restaurant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 I inadvertently walked into a dog friendly bar in Bamburgh (or near there) and folk were sitting eating. Sat down and the table and chairs were riddled with dog hair. Fucking minging. I made my excuses and left after 4 pints. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 5 minutes ago, Netan Sansara said: Phillies isn’t a restaurant Well that's that story f*cked then 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 26 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I inadvertently walked into a dog friendly bar in Bamburgh (or near there) and folk were sitting eating. Sat down and the table and chairs were riddled with dog hair. Fucking minging. I made my excuses for the wife shedding and left after 4 pints FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 I was bitten by a cocker spaniel in a pub. I was clearing some glasses (I worked there) and it lunged at me. It was just a wee nip on my shin but enough to break the skin. Apparently it was my fault for scaring the poor wee thing and not the owners for failing to keep the savage beast under control. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 17 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Dogs should be allowed in beer gardens but not inside Reasonable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 I was oot at a bar near my new flat while it was table service (mad how quick we got back to it) and folk with a dug sat at a table of 4 to my left, the dug was ootside the table to my side and the manky thing was sniffing about my legs and licked my shoes and a total pain, didn't bark but. When I get my cat I'm gonna start taking them out to the pub. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 I was bitten by a cocker spaniel in a pub. I was clearing some glasses (I worked there) and it lunged at me. It was just a wee nip on my shin but enough to break the skin. Apparently it was my fault for scaring the poor wee thing and not the owners for failing to keep the savage beast under control. "Cocker Spaniel""Savage beast"How small are you,@microdave? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 I was bitten by a cocker spaniel in a pub. I was clearing some glasses (I worked there) and it lunged at me. It was just a wee nip on my shin but enough to break the skin. Apparently it was my fault for scaring the poor wee thing and not the owners for failing to keep the savage beast under control. I’m bringing her with me on Saturday 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 42 minutes ago, Sonsrock said: I’m bringing her with me on Saturday I'm thinking about a new sofa. Do you want my old one? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 57 minutes ago, Sonsrock said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 16 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: ^^had her round the back of Sinatras. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 4 hours ago, itzdrk said: didn't bark but. Very restrained of you in the circumstances. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Very restrained of you in the circumstances. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 "Cocker Spaniel""Savage beast"How small are you,[mention=6034]microdave[/mention]?Below average height but not tiny.I’m bringing her with me on Saturday I might now be game only on Saturday [emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 I get the folk against barking dogs in pubs but people complaining about dogs in the pub in general are absolutely OFTW, love a pub dug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 29 minutes ago, Empty It said: I get the folk against barking dogs in pubs but people complaining about dogs in the pub in general are absolutely OFTW, love a pub dug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 (edited) The uneven slicing of Mothers Pride pre-cut loaves. Perhaps it's a quirk that they like, but this irregularity is one of those constants up there with death and taxes. Edited January 14, 2022 by Hedgecutter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: The uneven slicing of Mothers Pride pre-cut loaves. Perhaps it's a quirk they like, but this irregularity is one of those constants up there with death and taxes. Hide contents I see you like your bread warmed up -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 The uneven slicing of Mothers Pride pre-cut loaves. Perhaps it's a quirk they like, but this irregularity is one of those constants up there with death and taxes. Looks a bit plain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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