Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[Zetterlund]

Thieving bassas at the car insurance company wanting a £35 'admin fee' for changing a registration number.

[carpetmonster]

6 minutes ago, Zetterlund said:

Thieving bassas at the car insurance company wanting a £35 'admin fee' for changing a registration number.

Towergate tried to hit me with a £50 ‘customer service charge’ on renewing a £125 contents insurance policy. Nope, straight in the fucking bin. 

[scottsdad]

34 minutes ago, Zetterlund said:

Thieving bassas at the car insurance company wanting a £35 'admin fee' for changing a registration number.

Got stung twice last year. Bought a new car - £35 fee. Took a week for the personalised number plate paperwork to come through. Another £35.

70 quid for next to nothing. 

[DA Baracus]

4 hours ago, Loonytoons said:

You're older than your name suggests.

Especially if he's not including leap years.

[TxRover]

5 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

Got stung twice last year. Bought a new car - £35 fee. Took a week for the personalised number plate paperwork to come through. Another £35.

70 quid for next to nothing. 

You can prang into someone when it’s your fault…that’ll show them!

[ICTJohnboy]

That question that crops up every weekday on Pointless from Alexander Armstrong :

If you do win tonight's jackpot 0f £1000 what would you do with it?

Personally, I'd tell him to f**k off and mind his own business.

A good reply tonight however, from a contestant :

"I hope it might allow me to turn my heating on for a couple of hours"

[scottsdad]

16 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said:

That question that crops up every weekday on Pointless from Alexander Armstrong :

If you do win tonight's jackpot 0f £1000 what would you do with it?

Personally, I'd tell him to f**k off and mind his own business.

A good reply tonight however, from a contestant :

"I hope it might allow me to turn my heating on for a couple of hours"

Years ago, the prize was £1000 and the contestant said "I would stick it in the bank and live off the interest" 

[GordonD]

31 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said:

That question that crops up every weekday on Pointless from Alexander Armstrong :

If you do win tonight's jackpot 0f £1000 what would you do with it?

Personally, I'd tell him to f**k off and mind his own business.

A good reply tonight however, from a contestant :

"I hope it might allow me to turn my heating on for a couple of hours"

I'm always hoping that a contestant will say, "Don't know, Alexander. What are you going to do with your salary for this show?"

[Guest ICTFCwife]

Petty things that get on my nerve

1.People that don’t close their mouths when eating and it literally sounds like you’re sitting next to a horse.

2.People that sound dry like it’s clear to every man and their dog that they’re needing to drink but decide to sound like they have a mouthful full of mashed potatoes whilst they talk rather than having a glass of water. 

3.People that have the constant need to click their knuckles,elbows,neck etc 

4.People that sit with their phones on loudspeaker having a full blown conversation whilst you’re in a public place I’m like “do we really need or want to hear what your auntie Jean had for lunch”

5. Having the sound on their phone whilst they type a text. That tippy tappy noise goes through me.

6. People that have mental or physical illness that use it as an excuse for their actions. 
 

7. Fully grown adults that are still looked after by their parents and don’t know the basics such cooking for themselves or rely on their parents to do their cleaning. 
 

8.People that never put their hands in their pockets and expect you to pick up the bill every time. 

9. when people leave bits of food like egg or fish floating about the sink not alone annoys me but gives me the boke 

Edited April 27, 2023 by ICTFCwife

[sophia]

People that can't spell only 

[tamthebam]

3 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said:

That question that crops up every weekday on Pointless from Alexander Armstrong :

If you do win tonight's jackpot 0f £1000 what would you do with it?

Personally, I'd tell him to f**k off and mind his own business.

A good reply tonight however, from a contestant :

"I hope it might allow me to turn my heating on for a couple of hours"

"Ching and hookers" is the acceptable answer

[Loonytoons]

5 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

Especially if he's not including leap years.

That was my point.

[TxRover]

2 hours ago, tamthebam said:

"Ching and hookers" is the acceptable answer

I like “hookers and blow” better…it scans well.

[Swarley]

5 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said:

That question that crops up every weekday on Pointless from Alexander Armstrong :

If you do win tonight's jackpot 0f £1000 what would you do with it?

Personally, I'd tell him to f**k off and mind his own business.

A good reply tonight however, from a contestant :

"I hope it might allow me to turn my heating on for a couple of hours"

At the Danny Bhoy gig last night he joked that it was cheaper for him to fly to Australia and tour for weeks than it was to heat his flat in Scotland.

[SlipperyP]

7 hours ago, GordonD said:

I'm always hoping that a contestant will say, "Don't know, Alexander. What are you going to do with your salary for this show?"

the answer is always....

 

[JamesP_81]

12 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

Especially if he's not including leap years.

 

6 hours ago, Loonytoons said:

That was my point.

I hardly think a days difference at the end of April in a specific year would stop that point from being nearly May. 

[FK1Bairn]

18 hours ago, JamesP_81 said:

" can you believe it's nearly May already , where has the time gone?! "

Well yes I can believe it . This will be the 42nd time in my life that this exact amount of time since new year has led to it being 'nearly may' so I was kinda f*cking expecting it this time.  

"the year's flying in, we'll soon be thinking of Christmas"

 

No, the year is going by in the same amount of time it always does and no I won't be thinking about Christmas any time soon

[Mark Connolly]

12 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said:

That question that crops up every weekday on Pointless from Alexander Armstrong :

If you do win tonight's jackpot 0f £1000 what would you do with it?

Personally, I'd tell him to f**k off and mind his own business.

A good reply tonight however, from a contestant :

"I hope it might allow me to turn my heating on for a couple of hours"

"Donate it to the Tory Party. I'll get 100 times that back in double quick time"

[The Moonster]

14 hours ago, scottsdad said:

personalised number plate

 

[hk blues]

18 hours ago, Loonytoons said:

You're older than your name suggests.