tamthebam Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 7 minutes ago, johnnydun said: FTFY. "....who would have thought a basement in Edinburgh advertising itself as a sauna would turn out not to be a sauna, Officer...." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Non stop live performances from Glastonbury on every BBC Radio station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Work trip down south this week, flight home from Gatwick to Edinburgh delayed by an hour or so. In the delay time there was then a fire alarm in the terminal prompting a full evacuation. Got back in to the terminal and boarded the flight, but then didn't move for the next hour. Then told that we had to get off the plane and go back through security due to the earlier evacuation. As I was in the security queue (around 10pm) the flight was then cancelled. Re-booked on to the 7am flight tomorrow, but no hotels available within 7 miles of the airport, so a night in Gatwick North Terminal it is! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: Work trip down south this week, flight home from Gatwick to Edinburgh delayed by an hour or so. In the delay time there was then a fire alarm in the terminal prompting a full evacuation. Got back in to the terminal and boarded the flight, but then didn't move for the next hour. Then told that we had to get off the plane and go back through security due to the earlier evacuation. As I was in the security queue (around 10pm) the flight was then cancelled. Re-booked on to the 7am flight tomorrow, but no hotels available within 7 miles of the airport, so a night in Gatwick North Terminal it is! Sounds like a night of reviving old threads on P&B! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 British papers referring to Madonna as "Madge" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 10 minutes ago, scottsdad said: British papers referring to Madonna as "Madge" Only one Madge 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Venti said: Only one Madge I was thinking of the Dame Edna one, whom Madonna resembles these days... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 What I want more than anything right now is an Easter egg. But absolutely nobody sells these delights outside of Springtime. f**k off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: What I want more than anything right now is an Easter egg. But absolutely nobody sells these delights outside of Springtime. f**k off. Aren't they usually just cooking chocolate? Just buy a slab from the baking aisle. Years ago you'd get cheap shops selling old easter eggs through 'til Christmas, but I take it Cadbury's & co recall them now so it doesn't affect their sales of other products. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 8 minutes ago, BTFD said: Aren't they usually just cooking chocolate? Just buy a slab from the baking aisle. Years ago you'd get cheap shops selling old easter eggs through 'til Christmas, but I take it Cadbury's & co recall them now so it doesn't affect their sales of other products. No. I want mine formed for me in the shape of an egg with the potential promise of a bonus snack inside. Just buy a slab of cooking chocolate. You madman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: I was thinking of the Dame Edna one, whom Madonna resembles these days... Compo face par excellence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 36 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: What I want more than anything right now is an Easter egg. But absolutely nobody sells these delights outside of Springtime. f**k off. Just smash up a normal bar of chocolate & tell yourself it was once in an egg-shape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 6 minutes ago, Venti said: Just smash up a normal bar of chocolate & tell yourself it was once in an egg-shape. I'll smash you up and pretend you're an egg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: I'll smash you up and pretend you're an egg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 22 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: No. I want mine formed for me in the shape of an egg with the potential promise of a bonus snack inside. Just buy a slab of cooking chocolate. You madman. When was the last time you got an easter egg with anything inside? I don't think the wean ever got one, and he's a teenager now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 19 minutes ago, BTFD said: When was the last time you got an easter egg with anything inside? I don't think the wean ever got one, and he's a teenager now. I'm calling social services right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 I never really recovered from finding out they were hollow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 4 hours ago, BTFD said: When was the last time you got an easter egg with anything inside? I don't think the wean ever got one, and he's a teenager now. Where do bairns become weans? I always had Alloa in the former part of the country. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 40 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Where do bairns become weans? Probably the same place lorne becomes square, chipper becomes chippy, rowie becomes buttery, softie becomes roll.... Deviants in Falkirk probably? Ehm stertin'. @Melanius Mullarkay, pass the popcorn. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Where's the salt and vinegar/salt and sauce boundaries? I live in the east and from the reaction I get when I ask for s+v I sometimes think I must have mispronounced it and asked for a plague kebab. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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