Jump to content

Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...


Recommended Posts

28 minutes ago, FK1Bairn said:

I was at The Helix in Falkirk earlier and noticed a young boy - no more than 2 year old - running towards the water. A man who I assumed to be his dad was chasing him from a distance but was clearly never getting him in time so I ran towards the kid from the opposite side to intercept him. 

Did the father utter a word when he finally got to his child? Did he hell! 

You should've just chucked the kid in the water at that point.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, FK1Bairn said:

I was at The Helix in Falkirk earlier and noticed a young boy - no more than 2 year old - running towards the water. A man who I assumed to be his dad was chasing him from a distance but was clearly never getting him in time so I ran towards the kid from the opposite side to intercept him. 

Did the father utter a word when he finally got to his child? Did he hell! 

Reminds me of a wedding I attended in Plymouth. It was on the waterfront, in a two level building. I spotted the toddler son of my cousin in the parking lot, heading for the seafront…I pointed and dived out the door, down the stairs and started after him, only to be passed by his mother, in 4” heels I might add, at a right fair clip! I did get thanked for spotting him, but if she had ever found out who opened a door and let him get out…

Link to comment
Share on other sites

13 hours ago, FK1Bairn said:

I was at The Helix in Falkirk earlier and noticed a young boy - no more than 2 year old - running towards the water. A man who I assumed to be his dad was chasing him from a distance but was clearly never getting him in time so I ran towards the kid from the opposite side to intercept him. 

And that, m'Lud, is the case for the defence.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

14 hours ago, FK1Bairn said:

I was at The Helix in Falkirk earlier and noticed a young boy - no more than 2 year old - running towards the water. A man who I assumed to be his dad was chasing him from a distance but was clearly never getting him in time so I ran towards the kid from the opposite side to intercept him. 

Did the father utter a word when he finally got to his child? Did he hell! 

Maybe he was chasing the kid into the water? 

You foiled his plan. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Queuing in the bank earlier and overheard the conversation between a guy and the teller:- 

 

Teller: Working today? 

Man: Aye I'll probably be out later. I only work 3 days a week. 

Teller: Lucky you! 

Man: Ah well a technically retired 3 years ago but ended up going back because I'm just bored if I sit at home. 

 

f**k off! And f**k anyone with this view. Get a hobby ya dick. 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 hours ago, RiffRaff said:

 

When did socks being all the way up under your shorts become a thing?

I have noticed it a few times now and it just looks ridiculous.

 

lfgno819ldqobjvp3jnv.jpg

It should be an instant red card along with having a play card type thing rather than a proper shin guard.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 hours ago, RiffRaff said:

 

When did socks being all the way up under your shorts become a thing?

I have noticed it a few times now and it just looks ridiculous.

 

lfgno819ldqobjvp3jnv.jpg

 

31 minutes ago, 101 said:

It should be an instant red card along with having a play card type thing rather than a proper shin guard.

Blame Thierry Henry. I can't recall anyone doing it before him. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said:

Queuing in the bank earlier and overheard the conversation between a guy and the teller:- 

 

Teller: Working today? 

Man: Aye I'll probably be out later. I only work 3 days a week. 

Teller: Lucky you! 

Man: Ah well a technically retired 3 years ago but ended up going back because I'm just bored if I sit at home. 

 

f**k off! And f**k anyone with this view. Get a hobby ya dick. 

 

Amusingly most retired lads I know end up going back to consult or train/teach part time after a year or two retired saying they’re bored. I think they’ve just realized being at home with the Mrs. Isn’t what they thought it would be!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said:

Queuing in the bank earlier and overheard the conversation between a guy and the teller:- 

 

Teller: Working today? 

Man: Aye I'll probably be out later. I only work 3 days a week. 

Teller: Lucky you! 

Man: Ah well a technically retired 3 years ago but ended up going back because I'm just bored if I sit at home. 

 

f**k off! And f**k anyone with this view. Get a hobby ya dick. 

 

Fuck Off GIF - Fuck Off Nosey - Discover & Share GIFs

Link to comment
Share on other sites

37 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

Banksy Margate Valentine's Day artwork has piece removed within hours - BBC News

The celebration of this overrated untalented unoriginal hack is something that gets on my nerves. I can't see how he is any better than wur ain George Wylie to be honest. 

A poor man's El Barto

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 14/02/2023 at 15:45, 19QOS19 said:

Queuing in the bank earlier and overheard the conversation between a guy and the teller:- 

 

Teller: Working today? 

Man: Aye I'll probably be out later. I only work 3 days a week. 

Teller: Lucky you! 

Man: Ah well a technically retired 3 years ago but ended up going back because I'm just bored if I sit at home. 

 

f**k off! And f**k anyone with this view. Get a hobby ya dick. 

 

 

On 14/02/2023 at 17:08, TxRover said:

Amusingly most retired lads I know end up going back to consult or train/teach part time after a year or two retired saying they’re bored. I think they’ve just realized being at home with the Mrs. Isn’t what they thought it would be!

I really don't understand how folk find it so hard to fill their time that working is the best option. Sad c***s.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...