Todd_is_God Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 4 hours ago, coprolite said: Like a normal person So in a way that doesn't rhyme with "plenty" then - glad to clear that up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 "Twenty's plenty" does not rhyme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 hour ago, hk blues said: It's pretty definitive... that fork and pork rhyme Nonsense. Not disputing that "fawrk" is how fork is pronounced, but certainly in Greater Glasgow pork is pronounced "pohrk" and never "pawrk" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 I'm glad the piano tuna has been as I can now play "Salmon Chanted Evening" and "Jagged Little Pilchard" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 The problem with using a Limmy sketch to try and prove your point is that the guy is doing a bit. If you're trying to be difficult and a pedant then it's probably worth considering the defintion of something "rhyming" doesn't mean that every single part of it has to "rhyme". By a dictionary defintion pork and fork and twenty's plenty definitely do rhyme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, RuMoore said: The problem with using a Limmy sketch to try and prove your point is that the guy is doing a bit. If you're trying to be difficult and a pedant then it's probably worth considering the defintion of something "rhyming" doesn't mean that every single part of it has to "rhyme". By a dictionary defintion pork and fork and twenty's plenty definitely do rhyme. No he isn't, he's 100% serious: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 Toto once claimed company rhymes with Serengeti. It doesn't. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 6 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Anyone else remember those awful car alarms that had a voice warning before the alarm went off? w**k AF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 2 hours ago, hk blues said: I suppose anyfins possible. I've haddock enough of these puns. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 4 hours ago, welshbairn said: Presumably it's called stalk as traditionally the weegie lasses diddle themselves with them on the bus home from Blackpool. Think that was called a stalk of cock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 These last few pages...fucking hell. How long 'till the football starts again? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 My phone got wet at the Def Leppard Motley Crue gig and there's now moisture in the charging port. It will not let me charge it and it's at 33%. So it's turned off overnight and hopefully it's dried out by the morning and I can charge it in work. Emergency wireless charger thankfully able to be delivered by Amazon tomorrow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Craig fae the Vale said: My phone got wet at the Def Leppard Motley Crue gig and there's now moisture in the charging port. It will not let me charge it and it's at 33%. So it's turned off overnight and hopefully it's dried out by the morning and I can charge it in work. Emergency wireless charger thankfully able to be delivered by Amazon tomorrow! Got a wet port once (insert joke here), and after about 6 hours it resumed normal function. Amusingly, using it would likely dry it out faster due to internal heat, but drain the battery… If you have a source of compressed air, that can dry it quicker too…not canned air, but compressed air. Canned air contains a refrigerant that is liquid and can damage electronics if sprayed too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 5 hours ago, Craig fae the Vale said: My phone got wet at the Def Leppard Motley Crue gig and there's now moisture in the charging port. It will not let me charge it and it's at 33%. So it's turned off overnight and hopefully it's dried out by the morning and I can charge it in work. Emergency wireless charger thankfully able to be delivered by Amazon tomorrow! Port rhymes with dirt fight me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSJ.84 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 4 hours ago, TxRover said: Got a wet port once (insert joke here), and after about 6 hours it resumed normal function. Amusingly, using it would likely dry it out faster due to internal heat, but drain the battery… If you have a source of compressed air, that can dry it quicker too…not canned air, but compressed air. Canned air contains a refrigerant that is liquid and can damage electronics if sprayed too much. Hairdryer on a cold setting up to it would do the trick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 I read that you boil it with rice or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 7 hours ago, Craig fae the Vale said: My phone got wet at the Def Leppard Motley Crue gig and there's now moisture in the charging port. It's quite a common fault with Samsung Galaxy range. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 7 hours ago, Craig fae the Vale said: My phone got wet at the Def Leppard Motley Crue gig and there's now moisture in the charging port. It will not let me charge it and it's at 33%. So it's turned off overnight and hopefully it's dried out by the morning and I can charge it in work. Emergency wireless charger thankfully able to be delivered by Amazon tomorrow! My Pixel got soaked going to Scotland v Georgia and had the moisture thing. Was fine by the time I got home. Having a wireless charge power bank is what allowed me to get on the bus home 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 6 hours ago, TxRover said: Got a wet port once (insert joke here), and after about 6 hours it resumed normal function. Amusingly, using it would likely dry it out faster due to internal heat, but drain the battery… If you have a source of compressed air, that can dry it quicker too…not canned air, but compressed air. Canned air contains a refrigerant that is liquid and can damage electronics if sprayed too much. You should write a book. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 Phone charging port has dried out snd will be able to charge it in work this morning. Having the wireless charger as a backup will be no bad thing anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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