scottsdad Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 4 hours ago, BTFD said: Edit: I also tore a muscle today, but this has ticked me off far more. Taking Captain Picard to warp speed? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 15 hours ago, Empty It said: c***s that stare into other peoples windows as they walk past to the point they're breaking their neck to look in. ^ Sits in the front room with the big tinky light on and nae curtains. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 12 hours ago, BTFD said: Sticking my cock in the shallow yoghurt. And it’s not even the weekend! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 4 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: ^ Sits in the front room with the big tinky light on and nae curtains. I just want to masturbate in peace with the curtains open, is that such a big ask? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 Sitting in the TV lounge at work and there's a boy doing that snot snorting thing every minute or so. Just go and blow your nose FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 Just now, GTG_03 said: Sitting in the TV lounge at work and there's a boy doing that snot snorting thing every minute or so. Just go and blow your nose FFS! The TV lounge at work -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: The TV lounge at work Aye min, I'm in the middle of the sea. Got to have some home comforts! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 9 minutes ago, GTG_03 said: Aye min, I'm in the middle of the sea. Got to have some home comforts! Is the "TV Lounge" code for the porn cinema that is prevalent on all the rigs (despite the denials on here from @Hedgecutter)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 A special place in hell (or Airdrie) for the people who park in disabled bays at a hospital without a blue badge. At Forth Valley today, guy in a Ford Ranger pickup clocked the dirty look I gave him but responded with "There's no other free spaces. They need to make the car park bigger". Twat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 7 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: A special place in hell (or Airdrie) for the people who park in disabled bays at a hospital without a blue badge. At Forth Valley today, guy in a Ford Ranger pickup clocked the dirty look I gave him but responded with "There's no other free spaces. They need to make the car park bigger". Twat I'd have been sorely tempted to let all his tyres down, though I wouldn't have the nerve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 17 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: A special place in hell (or Airdrie) for the people who park in disabled bays at a hospital without a blue badge. At Forth Valley today, guy in a Ford Ranger pickup clocked the dirty look I gave him but responded with "There's no other free spaces. They need to make the car park bigger". Twat Been there (literally). There's a huge overflow carpark but means a 5 minute walk. Loads of lazy fuckers never go there. I took my dad to Forth Valley in February. My mum's car had the blue badge but no spaces in the disabled bay. She parked a bit further down the car park, and I got a wheelchair to wheel him to the front door. I was wheeling him past the disabled spaces and he had to stop as he was feeling sick. Two young nurses were standing having a coffee. One of them kindly said "I have something in my car" to help. It was an empty cup he could spit in to. The car? Parked in a disabled space, no blue badge. Presumably the car would be there for her whole shift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 27 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: A special place in hell (or Airdrie) for the people who park in disabled bays at a hospital without a blue badge. At Forth Valley today, guy in a Ford Ranger pickup clocked the dirty look I gave him but responded with "There's no other free spaces. They need to make the car park bigger". Twat He must have known it's basically impossible to park something like that anywhere in Britain when be bought it. Complete arsehole behaviour no one's forced you to have an agricultural vehicle as the main car you drive about in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 19 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Long standing posters changing their username. Who the f**k is HoBNob? Given the number of posts and My Team: Dunfermline, my guess was @Shandon Par . But given that I can tag him, I must be wrong. Anyone else want a go? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 18 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Given the number of posts and My Team: Dunfermline, my guess was @Shandon Par . But given that I can tag him, I must be wrong. Anyone else want a go? It's Grant228 I still don't know who @Ro Sham Bo is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 33 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Been there (literally). There's a huge overflow carpark but means a 5 minute walk. Loads of lazy fuckers never go there. I took my dad to Forth Valley in February. My mum's car had the blue badge but no spaces in the disabled bay. She parked a bit further down the car park, and I got a wheelchair to wheel him to the front door. I was wheeling him past the disabled spaces and he had to stop as he was feeling sick. Two young nurses were standing having a coffee. One of them kindly said "I have something in my car" to help. It was an empty cup he could spit in to. The car? Parked in a disabled space, no blue badge. Presumably the car would be there for her whole shift. I've heard a few folk say they've seen staff doing that. I would have thought the simple solution would be to start handing out fines to people parking in the spaces without a badge, but that would mean someone giving a shit. Seen this done at the Metro Centre in Gateshead, the Gyle and Braehead so it can be done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 11 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: It's Grant228 If it's Grant228, why bother with the "Hob"? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, scottsdad said: If it's Grant228, why bother with the "Hob"? I think he's named after a biscuit. Edited August 24, 2023 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I think he's named after a biscuit. Oh Miguel.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 5 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I think he's named after a biscuit. 'Crunchy Nobs' ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 19 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: I would have thought the simple solution would be to start handing out fines to people parking in the spaces without a badge, but that would mean someone giving a shit. Seen this done at the Metro Centre in Gateshead, the Gyle and Braehead so it can be done. It’s much the same as the “No Smoking on NHS Grounds” rule/law they brought in no one really gives a shit and it’s not enforced. Been through to the QEUH a few times over the past few weeks and there’s always folk standing directly outside puffing away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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