velo army Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Soapy FFC said: Spam phone call from an Indian call centre pretending to be Currys /PCW and trying to sell you a phone contract. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 Hand driers. Load o shite and take ages to dry your hands. Paper towels are the way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 4 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: You say that like you have a choice whether to or not. You don’t have to talk to me…and listening is optional with ignore…just saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 Plusnet’s wifi network being down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 The dog woke me as.he needed a piss. That was at midnight. He went out (as did the other mutt) pissed and was snoring by 00:02. Meanwhile I'm still awake almost four hours later. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 22 hours ago, Molotov said: Where was that? What boils my piss is that it was likely a marketing ploy to change from pricing in gallons to litres in the UK back in ‘80s. I could understand such a change had we changed all our measurements to metric. Our roads are still measured in miles. Our road signs in miles. Our speed measured in miles per hour. Ah fcuk it I’m away for a pint! No one is selling miles between places or the speed of your car though. If i remember right the tabloids were highly engammonated by being banned by barmy brussels bureaucrats from buying a pound of mince or a pint of milk and had a massive huff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 18 minutes ago, coprolite said: No one is selling miles between places or the speed of your car though. If i remember right the tabloids were highly engammonated by being banned by barmy brussels bureaucrats from buying a pound of mince or a pint of milk and had a massive huff. Avez vous un Charles pour ça. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 14 hours ago, The Naitch said: Plusnet’s wifi network being down. Folk saying "wifi" when they mean "broadband". Unless you are in a plusnet premises and are trying to use their wifi network. If so, carry on. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 Folk who have been through a difficult time saying "it's been a journey". No, it really hasn't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 30 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Folk who have been through a difficult time saying "it's been a journey". No, it really hasn't. Or "a rollercoaster". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 52 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Folk who have been through a difficult time saying "it's been a journey". No, it really hasn't. "My Team: Rangers" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 On 12/09/2023 at 22:16, Ken Ickie said: People pishing in traps, when there's ample urinals available..... Always pish in traps even if there's no one in the room. Think I have paruresis tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 8 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Folk saying "wifi" when they mean "broadband". Unless you are in a plusnet premises and are trying to use their wifi network. If so, carry on. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 8 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Always pish in traps even if there's no one in the room. Think I have paruresis tbf. I'm the opposite. If I go in a public toilet for a pee and its only stalls, I'll just hold it. Also, could never walk into a stall immediately after someone comes out. Don't know how women do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: I'm the opposite. If I go in a public toilet for a pee and its only stalls, I'll just hold it. Also, could never walk into a stall immediately after someone comes out. Don't know how women do it. Sitting down. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 12 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Sitting down. Unless they have a she-wee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 47 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Unless they have a she-wee. One of the most surreal experiences of my life, walking up to a urinal at T in the Park whilst refreshed and medicated, and a lassie standing next to me doing a slash/having a wee chat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Always pish in traps even if there's no one in the room. Think I have paruresis tbf. Pal of mine suffers from that. He is not embarrassed by it as he's been aware of it for years. It's probably more common than people think. He does find it annoying when he goes for a pee in a busy pub but the traps are occupied... he waves folk in past him to use the urinals - some are a bit confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 44 years old and until 2 days ago on this thread I'd never heard of the cubicles in toilets being referred to as 'traps'. Is this another east/west thing? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: One of the most surreal experiences of my life, walking up to a urinal at T in the Park whilst refreshed and medicated, and a lassie standing next to me doing a slash/having a wee chat I mind similar happening at a gig on Glasgow Green (Stone Roses, possibly). The queue for the lassies toilets was gigantic, but the guys was just a large outdoor urinal paddock type thing. There was more women in there pishing than there was men. Everyone just got on with it. Edited September 14, 2023 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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