Monster Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Rangers and Celtic advertising for children to go to their football schools isn't sectarian, it just shows that they have the money and the impetus to go out and canvas for prospects.Nowt sectarian about that, more good business sense! I didn't mean their business sense, I was talking about the parents of the kids that go. The OF wouldn't have a business at all if it wasn't for the secterian fuckwits that infest this shitey wee country. I think you know that though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I didn't mean their business sense, I was talking about the parents of the kids that go. The OF wouldn't have a business at all if it wasn't for the secterian fuckwits that infest this shitey wee country.I think you know that though. I don't know, if I had a son who was good at football and he was given the chance to go to one of these OF football camps, I'd take him along. If it means that he'll improve as a player, no bother. I'll obviously have to indoctrinate him with the myths of the AKL first, but I'd be quite happy him for him to play at Rangers or Celtic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_ken Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Folk that constantly call in to hotlines and write in to newspapers bug me when they’re just asking some journalist their opinion. Ask yer fucking mates their opinion ffs! Who cares what some 3rd rate tabloid journalist thinks about Celtic/Rangers current mythical transfer. Talk to your pals in the pub about it – it’ll be just as insightful! Worse than those fannys are folk that txt in to the Daily Express type polls. ‘Should Camilla become our Queen’ ‘Should immigrants be shot at dawn’ and the like. Yes, pay these muppets 25p just to state what the paper already spouts day after day anyway! Oh and folk that moan on pointless internet fitba forums when they could be outside in the sun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I don't know, if I had a son who was good at football and he was given the chance to go to one of these OF football camps, I'd take him along. If it means that he'll improve as a player, no bother. I'll obviously have to indoctrinate him with the myths of the AKL first, but I'd be quite happy him for him to play at Rangers or Celtic. It's a difficult one, but on the whole I'd rather have a kid who wasn't involved in all that. If he was good enough, I'd send my boy to the Premiership (where Naismaith should bloody go, fingewrs crossed). I don't think I could stand my son making money from terrorist teams if he ever played for them. Oh and folk that moan on pointless internet fitba forums when they could be outside in the sun. Not exercise time at the k*ll*e Hilton yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_ken Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Not exercise time at the k*ll*e Hilton yet? They fuckers don’t need to go outside – they’ve got setanta and their game consoles to keep them occupied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 It's a difficult one, but on the whole I'd rather have a kid who wasn't involved in all that. If he was good enough, I'd send my boy to the Premiership (where Naismaith should bloody go, fingewrs crossed). I don't think I could stand my son making money from terrorist teams if he ever played for them.Not exercise time at the k*ll*e Hilton yet? If my son was a good footballer, I'd have no problem with him training with one of the Old Firm as they are most likely to have some of the best coaches and best facilities, to help him improve his game. If he was at Celtic though, I'd ask him to tell me if anyone tried to touch his private parts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 They fuckers don’t need to go outside – they’ve got setanta and their game consoles to keep them occupied. An Independent Scotland would properly punish prisoners ah tell ye! Vote for Independence noo *slaver, foam*. Compulsory porridge for all those doin' porridge! *rant* If my son was a good footballer, I'd have no problem with him training with one of the Old Firm as they are most likely to have some of the best coaches and best facilities, to help him improve his game. If he was at Celtic though, I'd ask him to tell me if anyone tried to touch his private parts. Or indeed k*ll*e, if he was a matchday mascot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I've just realised that there are two separate Raith fans that post regularly, one called "Mon The Rovers" and one called "Mon the Rovers!!". I thought they were one and the same. Is there no beginning to originality down Kirkcaldy way? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_ken Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Ancient ‘shortbread tin’ jokes about Scottish independence and point scoring about sex abuse? I always knew you were a *** at heart monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Ancient ‘shortbread tin’ jokes about Scottish independence and point scoring about sex abuse? I always knew you were a *** at heart monster. I'm not point scoring, I just wanted to point out that it's not only Celtic that can sweep this kind of stuff under the carpet. As for shortbread tins, wtf are you talking about? I meant a hearty pun about prisoners eating a morning oat breakfast, which is not only a pithy pun, but would be good for the prisoners health. Why is everything anyone says anathema to you politically? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_ken Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I'm not point scoring, I just wanted to point out that it's not only Celtic that can sweep this kind of stuff under the carpet. As for shortbread tins, wtf are you talking about? I meant a hearty pun about prisoners eating a morning oat breakfast, which is not only a pithy pun, but would be good for the prisoners health. Why is everything anyone says anathema to you politically? I think you’ll find it was your good self that brought politics into the thread sir. As for the club sweeping that case under the carpet – they publicly issued a statement about the sicko and promptly sacked him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I think you’ll find it was your good self that brought politics into the thread sir. As for the club sweeping that case under the carpet – they publicly issued a statement about the sicko and promptly sacked him. Your club didn't check the background of an employee properly so I'm a ***? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon the Rovers Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I've just realised that there are two separate Raith fans that post regularly, one called "Mon The Rovers" and one called "Mon the Rovers!!". I thought they were one and the same.Is there no beginning to originality down Kirkcaldy way? I'll have you know I was here first! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_ken Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Your club didn't check the background of an employee properly so I'm a ***? The disclosure Scotland check would have been done as is the case for anyone working with kids. However, if he’s no conviction it’s kind of difficult to know he had a collection of sick pics on his PC. No, as I said, you’re a *** because you often mhak the tired old ‘porridge/kilt/och aye the noo’ type gags about those that support Scottish independence along with making jokes about sex abuse – that’s why yer a ***. That and you go on the Drouthy Ayr Loyal bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Fuckin Scottish Gas Left us a week without a feckin washing machine, what the f**k am i paying all that money for 3* covers for It's not the first time either, 2 years ago when my first son was 4 months old they left us with no heating or hot water for a week, last christmas they left us without heating or hot water for 4 days and now with a proper newborn in the house they leave us a week and a half without a feckin washing machine I even took the time to look for the part myself and got 4 companies who could all have supplied the part needed next day The gas board had a guy out on Wednesday (Fault reported on Saturday ) The guy tells us he can get the part next day, doesn't turn up so i phone the gas board to be told he'd be there friday between 12 and 2, got a phone call this morning telling me that they can't get the part till tuesday how come i can could have got the part on thursday but they couldn't AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! Rant over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Burgundy Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Fuckin Scottish Gas Left us a week without a feckin washing machine, what the f**k am i paying all that money for 3* covers for It's not the first time either, 2 years ago when my first son was 4 months old they left us with no heating or hot water for a week, last christmas they left us without heating or hot water for 4 days and now with a proper newborn in the house they leave us a week and a half without a feckin washing machine I even took the time to look for the part myself and got 4 companies who could all have supplied the part needed next day The gas board had a guy out on Wednesday (Fault reported on Saturday ) The guy tells us he can get the part next day, doesn't turn up so i phone the gas board to be told he'd be there friday between 12 and 2, got a phone call this morning telling me that they can't get the part till tuesday how come i can could have got the part on thursday but they couldn't AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! Rant over. set fire to the gas main outside....they will be out fast as f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codfish Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Fuckin Scottish Gas Left us a week without a feckin washing machine, what the f**k am i paying all that money for 3* covers for It's not the first time either, 2 years ago when my first son was 4 months old they left us with no heating or hot water for a week, last christmas they left us without heating or hot water for 4 days and now with a proper newborn in the house they leave us a week and a half without a feckin washing machine I even took the time to look for the part myself and got 4 companies who could all have supplied the part needed next day The gas board had a guy out on Wednesday (Fault reported on Saturday ) The guy tells us he can get the part next day, doesn't turn up so i phone the gas board to be told he'd be there friday between 12 and 2, got a phone call this morning telling me that they can't get the part till tuesday how come i can could have got the part on thursday but they couldn't AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! Rant over. Ah yes, good old Kitchen Appliance Care. Not worth the paper it's written on, and that's from someone who used to have to sell it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 (edited) set fire to the gas main outside....they will be out fast as f**k They told me when i reported the fault that if i couldn't get the washing or water out of the machine i could have had someone that day but being not to shabby with that type of thing i got the washing out and the water drained away next time i'll just tell them i can't get the fucking washing out and the water's still in the machine I'm too honest for my own good Ron also are gas main problems not to do with Transco? Ah yes, good old Kitchen Appliance Care. Not worth the paper it's written on, and that's from someone who used to have to sell it. It won't be a cover I have for much longer, as soon as the machine is fixed I'm cancelling. They offered me 20% off of the cover as compensation which equates too around £110 for the year but i'll still be cancelling as soon as the machine's repaired and swapping suppliers once I've got a bit of cash to cover what I owe them (I may even attempt to get them to forget that as compensatory offer for all the shit i've put up with) Edited July 27, 2007 by Bowie_1888 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I think the sleepless nights must be getting to Bowie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Fuckin Scottish Gas AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! Rant over. Think it must be something to do with babies and washing machines. My pal was home three days after giving birth and her washing machine went on fire! Lesson of the day folks; don't try bathing babies in washing machines! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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