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With one more day to go until payday, I've ran out of teabags.

I appreciate that this is the pettiest of petty nags, but a whole day without tea, as I've only £2.60 to my name, which will be spent on tomorrow's lunch, is a shocking prospect.

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That explains some of your posts last night then.

And as to the 'never drinking again' guff - aye, right you are :rolleyes:

Which posts? :unsure: *paranoid*

Aye, drunken texts at 01.30, ya c**t <_<

:lol: I love you really.

1st day back after my holiday :(

Whilst we were away we arranged to get the bathroom redone.

'Don't worry sir, it will only take 3 days'

8 days later its still no finished :angry:

I hope that wasn't our new shirt sponsor...... :ph34r:

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I love my team more than I love some members of my family. :D

Yeah, but I bet you don't pump the Rovers like you pump some of them, eh?

Leave that to other teams.....(to pump Rovers, not your sister, although after the game with a few Smirnoff Ices.......... ;) )

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Yeah, but I bet you don't pump the Rovers like you pump some of them, eh?

Leave that to other teams.....(to pump Rovers, not your sister, although after the game with a few Smirnoff Ices.......... ;) )

Any more of that Monster and I'll be bringing my new pet owl to see you.

Just some? :unsure:

Part time supporter. :lol:;)

:lol:

The wee boy and his mum are slightly ahead in the pecking order.

They better watch though.

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Any more of that Monster and I'll be bringing my new pet owl to see you.

:lol:

:lol:

Ah pyoor goat bit annat an the hingmy flew oot et me! Burst ma coupon min!

Funny thing is, the ned in question lives across the road from philpy! :lol:

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Ah pyoor goat bit annat an the hingmy flew oot et me! Burst ma coupon min!

Funny thing is, the ned in question lives across the road from philpy! :lol:

Do animals infected with rabies die of the disease or do they have an imunity to it?

Also I was thinking the other day that I've never seen a black retard.

Do they exist?

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Also I was thinking the other day that I've never seen a black retard.

Do they exist?

:lol::lol:

I have absolutely no idea!

I have seen a black guy dressed as a ned in with a bunch of neds though - Strange it was. :unsure:

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