The Minertaur Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Elephants are a very pun-light topic, sadly. My Saturday night has been ruined Thats my petty thing that has got on my nerves - having no more puns 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 My Saturday night has been ruined Thats my petty thing that has got on my nerves - having no more puns Why's it just us two posting here? It's like an elephant graveyard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 I've got a piece of coursework due in on Tuesday, and I really can't be arsed with it right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Why's it just us two posting here?It's like an elephant graveyard. I'm waiting for something to reply to in the rhyming thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Why's it just us two posting here?It's like an elephant graveyard. Maybe people are out on a Saturday night and its just me and you sitting at our homes trying relentlessly to think up elephant puns? Think I might go swimming tomorrow.....just need to find my trunks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 The neighbours bought a new stereo with a huge bass speaker today, I've been listening to it for the best part of 5 hours A chap at the door will be forth coming I know exactly how you feel mate. My neighbour is a 30 year old cheesy quaver. He plays screechy ned techno at excruciating volumes often, and what's worse is he invites his ned pals around to drink blue WKD and dance around his living room. If it wasn't so unbelievably sad and pathetic it would be funny. Haha, if you must know, Ryan cooked tonight. Chili con carne. Yum! He's a disgrace to his gender. Have mercy, give him his balls back! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 I know exactly how you feel mate. My neighbour is a 30 year old cheesy quaver. He plays screechy ned techno at excruciating volumes often, and what's worse is he invites his ned pals around to drink blue WKD and dance around his living room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Maybe people are out on a Saturday night and its just me and you sitting at our homes trying relentlessly to think up elephant puns? Think I might go swimming tomorrow.....just need to find my trunks! Ivory-membered where you put them, they're in the wardrobe... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Cameras. I know, lets just take 17million pictures at a party, and one of them just has to catch me looking down at someone's assets like a sexual deviant recently released from Peterhead. Thanks to modern technology. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 This isn't one of my wacky japes, it's completely true! He has wooden floors and I can hear them careering across them, whooping and cheering as they dance to the same tune for about four hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Ivory-membered where you put them, they're in the wardrobe... I have been trying to think up an ivory related pun for the past hour Well done to you although it was shit I should never forget where they are! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 This isn't one of my wacky japes, it's completely true!He has wooden floors and I can hear them careering across them, whooping and cheering as they dance to the same tune for about four hours. That sounds hellish! Here in halls I live on the ground floor of a building and I dunno who lives above me but he or she has the worst taste in music plus they must weigh a ton cause am always certain the roof will collapse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 I have been trying to think up an ivory related pun for the past hour Well done to you although it was shit I should never forget where they are! Congrats on 3000 posts, that's a mammoth (woolly elephant!) achievement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Off to bed now. Babar-ring insomnia, I won't be back til morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Congrats on 3000 posts, that's a mammoth (woolly elephant!) achievement. That was my 3000th post?! I had been hoping it would be a magical post that would be respected by everybody.......instead its about not being able to make an ivory pun I am not happy *off he goes with a trumpety trump trump trump* I feel like a Queenie! (link) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 I hate you two....I couldnt think of a bloody elephant related pun all night, and I did think hard about it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 I hate you two....I couldnt think of a bloody elephant related pun all night, and I did think hard about it! Not another dumbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 I hate you two....I couldnt think of a bloody elephant related pun all night, and I did think hard about it! Did you go out then? I thought you'd have been back on mentioning peanuts or mice or something...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Update on Elephants.............. Homosexuality African as well as Asiatic males will engage in same-sex bonding and mounting. Such encounters are often associated with affectionate interactions, such as kissing, trunk intertwining, and placing trunks in each other's mouths. The encounters are analogous to heterosexual bouts, one male often extending his trunk along the other's back and pushing forward with his tusks to signify his intention to mount. Unlike heterosexual relations, which are always of a fleeting nature, those between males result in a "companionship", consisting of an older individual and one or two younger, attendant males. Same-sex relations are common and frequent in both sexes, with Asiatic elephants in captivity devoting roughly 45% of sexual encounters to same-sex activity. Well, you learn something new every day but I'm not sure I'd call one a poof to its face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Did you go out then?I thought you'd have been back on mentioning peanuts or mice or something...... Nah, had other things to do! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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