RH33 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 As long as he doesn't fart whilst bending over, he could end up shooting someone.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 The fuel gauge on my car is playing up. According to it, I'm gaining petrol as I drive. Fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frazzyAKL Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Hahaha are people calling him the Frog Prince now?I'm all chuffed, I invented that monicker Haha aye they are.. after some of his more recent antics that name will be with him forever! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 What has young Froggy done that's landed him in hot water? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 why the f**k do birds always have to make friends wi your best mates bird. Its not a law that they have to like each other but they just always do. Why i ask 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Had to clean a machine at work today that hasent been cleaned in 5 years, I was baw deep in 5 year old coolent and metal cuttings which had turned to mush. I have had a shower and Im still stinking of it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 The fuel gauge on my car is playing up. According to it, I'm gaining petrol as I drive. Fanny. What make of car is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Burds that take about 4 hours to reply to a text. Makes me paranoid as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Burds that take about 4 hours to reply to a text. Makes me paranoid as f**k. Did you nearly break and text her again before she replied? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 why the f**k do birds always have to make friends wi your best mates bird. Its not a law that they have to like each other but they just always do. Why i ask Isn't that odd? The last serious bird I had became good mates with all my mates birds. Funny though, when you break up they never stay in contact with one another. When I met her mates and their fellas I couldn't stand the c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Did you nearly break and text her again before she replied? Never my man. One at a time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Isn't that odd? The last serious bird I had became good mates with all my mates birds. Funny though, when you break up they never stay in contact with one another.When I met her mates and their fellas I couldn't stand the c***s. Aye her mates boyfriends are either total gimps or complete cocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Bands that attempt to add you on MySpace. There is a little feature now that lets you send a message along with the add request. But some bands just sound like arseholes when they use it. Take this, for example - "Hi, we are The Vibe, Scotland's best kept secret". Secret, eh? Well it's not my place to listen then surely. Now kindly f**k off. They could be the best band in the world, but wanky little statements like that put me off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Never my man. One at a time. I've text another half a dozen times now, but still nothing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I've text another half a dozen times now, but still nothing On the contrary, I did get a reply. But it was just over 4 hours after said text was sent. Bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayBees Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 (edited) Link Now for some reason I'm feeling a lot of hate for the Black Eyed Peas. There's loads of terrible bands and singers out there, rotten indie bands like The Fratellis or Scouting for Girls, horrible boy and girl bands, naff RnB pop crap like NeYo and Usher, cringeworthy rock like Nickelback but they all don't bother me really. Well Nickelback do I suppose but The Black Eyed Peas really get on my tits. Their songs are gobsmackingly shit and they've sold 18 million albums ('Thats nothing' I hear you say, 'Nickelback have sold 30 million'). Fergie is one ugly munter and Will.I.Am is one of the most punchable p***ks I've ever seen. How did 'Boom Boom Pow' set any sort of chart record? Edited July 31, 2009 by RayBees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Uh, my God the Black Eyed Peas are shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Fergie is one ugly munter and Will.I.Am is one of the most punchable p***ks I've ever seen. How did 'Boom Boom Pow' set any sort of chart record? Aye, right. As if you'd say that to her face. It was the combination of both singles that set the record, incidentally. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayBees Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Aye, right. As if you'd say that to her face. It was the combination of both singles that set the record, incidentally. I promise that if I meet her I'll say it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Burds that take about 4 hours to reply to a text. Makes me paranoid as f**k. Amen brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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