Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 For the first time in 3 years, I've got a lovely girlfriend who REALLY likes me. I'm doing brilliantly. Whats the problem? I think im falling in love with her best friend.... What to do....what to do..... Get on MSN Simon and I'll give you some advice. Play it my way and you'll get yer hole nae bother! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I'm hanging. Decided to get blitzed for some strange reason last night. Made it to the toilet to be sick though. That's got to be a plus.I don't think my girlfriend is best pleased. And why do children want to get up so early in the morning? X-men cartoons. and I suppose Hammond's Blast lab might appeal to them despite its blatant dumbing down of science and use of a ninja using pensioner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Get on MSN Simon and I'll give you some advice.Play it my way and you'll get yer hole nae bother! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 X-men cartoons. and I suppose Hammond's Blast lab might appeal to them despite its blatant dumbing down of science and use of a ninja using pensioner. It is In The Night Garden in this house. Silver lining and all that, my Mum is having him for the night so me and LM can go to the football and have a couple of Colas. I actually mean Cola, I don't think I could face a Beer. That will probably change after I have watched us get humped 5-0 by Dumbarton. Or when my hangover has subsided. Whichever comes first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 For the first time in 3 years, I've got a lovely girlfriend who REALLY likes me. I'm doing brilliantly. Whats the problem? I think im falling in love with her best friend.... What to do....what to do..... TAKE HUNNERS AE DRUGS!!!!!!1111 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 TAKE HUNNERS AE DRUGS!!!!!!1111 That's the answer to a lot of things. My hangover is getting worse. I fell asleep on the floor earlier and woke up to my son trying to lick my ear. Going to see us get humped later as well, it doesn't really sit well for your day. I've decided to kill myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I've decided to kill myself. Do it quietly then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Get on MSN Simon and I'll give you some advice.Play it my way and you'll get yer hole nae bother! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Grass cutting,it is growing so bloody quick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Do it quietly then. I'll try to make as little mess as possible as well. I'll only get moaned at otherwise... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I'll try to make as little mess as possible as well. I'll only get moaned at otherwise... I told you, once they're out of nappies and eating solids they sleep all night. Then you get your life back, to a certain extent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose Moron Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Just had a haircut and I look like a 12 year old lesbian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I told you, once they're out of nappies and eating solids they sleep all night. Then you get your life back, to a certain extent. He is sleeping through the night. He wasn't too happy last night for some reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 He is sleeping through the night. He wasn't too happy last night for some reason. did his hang over kick in early?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Adam don't kill yourself. I'm looking forward to seeing you guys next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 (edited) Not exactly petty but i wrote my car off last nite. Fucking ragin, not my fault either but the police still managed to act like complete cocks about the whole thing Edited August 22, 2009 by MONKMAN 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Not exactly petty but i wrote my car off last nite. Fucking ragin, not my fault either but the police still managed to act like complete cocks about the whole thing As long as the fish are okay. You weren't driving the 'tank' were you ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 As long as the fish are okay. You weren't driving the 'tank' were you ? Not sure, im back home for the football this weekend so the boys will have to fend for themselves til sunday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 St Mirren are due a pumping today, working tonight in what will be a very busy shift, then tomorrow at work will be hell. One of the busiest days of the year and it's just going to be so shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Just had a haircut and I look like a 12 year old lesbian. Not exactly petty but i wrote my car off last nite. Fucking ragin, not my fault either but the police still managed to act like complete cocks about the whole thing At least you got out of it unscathed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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