fraser_smfc Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Aye it was the south stand. I know its a terrible thing to say about fellow St Mirren supporters, but since we moved the the new ground there seems to be a far higher number of arseholes sitting in the south stand. Don't really want to move away though as the folk I sit with are a good bunch.The stewarding is fucking ridiculous though, in the past I've had a wee midget wearing an orange jacket who looked about 15 years old inform me that "inbred" is a swear word and that if i continued to shout it I would be forcibly removed I'd like to see you try was my reply. . I've found this too, there is a guy who sits (well, sat) behind me who constantly moans at Billy Mehmet throughout the 90 minutes. "Aw well done Mehmet that's what to do aye" and other such unhelpful sayings are commonplace. Numpty. And aye I know what you mean about the stewards. The vast majority look like they've managed to scrape 3 Standard Grades together and get a big boy to put on their jacket for them. People as stupid as that shouldn't have that much, aherm, "power"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Blew off some wifey in a club last night because I thought she was a bit of a munter. Thought about it later, she was actually not bad and had big chebs.What a daftie. Beauty is only a light-switch away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 It wouldn't bother me if a burd in a club was a munter, I'd still happily get off with her because it's something to do. At the pub last night I felt compelled to go up to a busty girl at the bar and tell her she had amazing tits. I didn't even want to pull her, I just wanted to let her know I was enjoying the view. She probably thought I was a special as I was wearing sky blue hawaiian type shorts and a Berghaus waterproof jacket while everyone elese was clad in good 'going out' clothes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 It wouldn't bother me if a burd in a club was a munter, I'd still happily get off with her because it's something to do.At the pub last night I felt compelled to go up to a busty girl at the bar and tell her she had amazing tits. I didn't even want to pull her, I just wanted to let her know I was enjoying the view. She probably thought I was a special as I was wearing sky blue hawaiian type shorts and a Berghaus waterproof jacket while everyone elese was clad in good 'going out' clothes. "Aww, he's just curious" I'm of the exact same thinking, re getting off wi munters (usually fatties) in the dancing. I've got pathetically low standards anyway, especially wi a drink in me. Friday night i pumped a fat burd wi cracking chebs (although her nipples looked like the top of a walnut whip) in a Holiday Inn while my mate's lumber left his room after 10 minutes having done nothing 'cos she was working the next day. £75 to have a w**k in a hotel room. He was beeling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 E Mailed Vodafone over a week ago about an insurance query.Not heard a Dickie. What is wrong with these people....? They want nearly a tenner to insure my phone a month a tenner.!! It cost me less to insure my car and it is worth substantially more.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Just been told my Platinum Membership is up for renewal, but can I remember the address to send my cheque to.....? ......can I fúck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Just been told my Platinum Membership is up for renewal, but can I remember the address to send my cheque to.....?......can I fúck! Clique Road can't mind the number though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 (edited) Clique Road can't mind the number though. Extremely helpful - thank you SO much! I know it's P&B Sports Ltd and vaguely remember West Nile Street in Glasgow, but I can't be certain. Edit: Och, if Div wants another tenner off me he can collar me at the next St.Mirren game! Edited August 24, 2009 by Kilt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I'm missing the Cup derby on Wednesday because I've got a leauge game for the team. Brilliant.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Beauty is only a light-switch away. Missed that 1st time round. Absolute genious and 100% true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Been and bought a 500GB external hard drive to take everything off the home computer which is on it's last legs. You think it'll even stay on for long enough for it to be even boot up properly? Will it f**k. I swear if I lose all my music and pictures i'll cry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 i never got my overtime in my pay this month. This has left me raging. away just now to see about getting this sorted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Been and bought a 500GB external hard drive to take everything off the home computer which is on it's last legs. You think it'll even stay on for long enough for it to be even boot up properly? Will it f**k. I swear if I lose all my music and pictures i'll cry. remove the internal hardrive, your data isn't going anywhere. When you buy a new home PC, most have a spare slot for a second hardrive (or indeed have two anyway). You can slave your old drive to a new PC and save it that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 All my mates got Parkhead and Pittodrie in their away allocations, what did i get, dundee utd, motherwell and kilmarnock twice. The easiest bloody tickets to get anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 All my mates got Parkhead and Pittodrie in their away allocations, what did i get, dundee utd, motherwell and kilmarnock twice. The easiest bloody tickets to get anyway. Get it up ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Get it up ye. Says the Raith Rovers fan. I imagine tickets won't be too difficult for you to get, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Says the Raith Rovers fan. I imagine tickets won't be too difficult for you to get, eh? Bark like a seal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Says the Raith Rovers fan. I imagine tickets won't be too difficult for you to get, eh? Atleast we go every week. Enjoy Jeff Stelling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 You guys are far too easy. Every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 You guys are far too easy. Every time. Yeah Yeah Yeah, you got uz. Dam kidz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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