An Sionnach Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 When a person in the office doesn't respond when you clearly say to him "good morning!" Staple the cúnt's tie to his desk. -5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 is that not a reason to be cheerful, Stewart?Snow Day! Aye, I suppose it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Carnage! Something happened in my flat last night, at about 3am, which ended up with my flatmates boyfriend having an argument with my other two female flatmates who hate him (and his girlfriend). Long story short, one of them told him that his lass had pumped some other bloke a while back, so he punched a hole through the shitty dry wall, and was booted out of the building. So I got to go to sleep listening to the sound of crying, and the Glee soundtrack. f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Phone insurance:angry: I phoned up to claim for my broken phone earlier but despite it being completely fucked (cracked screen, big chunk of the phone missing and all sorts rattling about inside it), Vodafone are insisting that i need to send it away for them to try and repair, something which could take up to 28 days. Yet, if I'd been a careless b*****d and just lost my phone, I'd have a new one delivered to my home or workplace tommorow morning by courier free of charge. What a load of bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Man Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Strange shooting pains in my right arm. Kinda sucks. Hoping to fall asleep and forget all about it. Is'nt that a sure fire sign of an imminent stroke?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I have to do a presentation for a Managing Organisations module. This doesn't bother me too greatly. But I have to go first. Unbeknownst to me, we're presenting in order of the topics we chose, and I chose number 1 (this was because I hadn't prepared, so just went for the first one... sort of serves me right) - apparently everyone else was avoiding it because they all knew about having to go first. Wankers! Extremely petty, and none of you give a shit. But you've just read it, so I win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Carnage! Something happened in my flat last night, at about 3am, which ended up with my flatmates boyfriend having an argument with my other two female flatmates who hate him (and his girlfriend). Long story short, one of them told him that his lass had pumped some other bloke a while back, so he punched a hole through the shitty dry wall, and was booted out of the building. So I got to go to sleep listening to the sound of crying, and the Glee soundtrack. f**k sake. Something similar happened in our flat happened last night. We got back from a party at about two and one of the exchange students turned up a few hours later going off her nut, screaming and moaning about everything. I missed the majority of the episode in my drunken slumber but was woken up when 6 of the campus security showed up at the door. I'm amazed security were useful for once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Something similar happened in our flat happened last night. We got back from a party at about two and one of the exchange students turned up a few hours later going off her nut, screaming and moaning about everything. I missed the majority of the episode in my drunken slumber but was woken up when 6 of the campus security showed up at the door. I'm amazed security were useful for once. You know the worst thing? I'm pretty sure, in the height of the argument, someone actually used the term "OMG" out loud. FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 You know the worst thing? I'm pretty sure, in the height of the argument, someone actually used the term "OMG" out loud. FFS. LOL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I have to do a presentation for a Managing Organisations module. This doesn't bother me too greatly. But I have to go first. Unbeknownst to me, we're presenting in order of the topics we chose, and I chose number 1 (this was because I hadn't prepared, so just went for the first one... sort of serves me right) - apparently everyone else was avoiding it because they all knew about having to go first. Wankers! Extremely petty, and none of you give a shit. But you've just read it, so I win. Touché Dunc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Going first is definitely the way forward. As your man above says, everyone is is so worried is getting their own sorted, they're not even paying any attention to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caleyjaggi Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 the way the wife opens the bags of cereal inside the box by not fully opening them to the edge so when you pour it it doesn't come out right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Oh my days, the rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Alarms. Firstly the fire-alarm in my block went off at 7.30 this morning! It then goes off again at 5.30 this evening when I'm about to have a wee sleep and now the alarm in the warehouse across the road is going off just as I was about to head to bed!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Just had training in that rain. It wasn't fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 My chippy, which I phoned an hour and 10 mins ago, still isn't here. Useless c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pol Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 My aunts funeral was today That's an aunt and an uncle gone since October! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 You know what really annoys me? See that advert for Ford Commercial Vehicles that has a football game, with a goal that's eventually scored after "oh and they're looking for a flag here..."? Well, when the boy eventually scores, the commentator screams "it's in! And look what it means to every single one of them!" and the camera pans over the crowd, who are almost to a man standing looking completely disinterested. The joy of watching your team score a goal cannot be acted, especially not by extras. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 (edited) Today was a very crap day. 1-Snow 2-Over 95 minutes to drive 10 miles to work 3-The flight bringing the overseas parcels was late and didn't arrive in Cumbernauld till 11am(Due in at 8am) 4-I had no dinner break and still had to bring back 13 nda(None delivery attempts) Edited February 25, 2010 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 You know what really annoys me? See that advert for Ford Commercial Vehicles that has a football game, with a goal that's eventually scored after "oh and they're looking for a flag here..."? Well, when the boy eventually scores, the commentator screams "it's in! And look what it means to every single one of them!" and the camera pans over the crowd, who are almost to a man standing looking completely disinterested. The joy of watching your team score a goal cannot be acted, especially not by extras. Clive Tyldesley is the commentator on that ad, which immediately makes it insufferable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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