capybara Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 We get paid well and that is what they depend on,My maximum delivery count is 80 but yesterday i got sent out with 93 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Worked yesterday and missed a Morton win and most of the first half of the rugby, working today and missing the cup final. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Worked yesterday and missed a Morton win and most of the first half of the rugby, working today and missing the cup final. Or not, the games on the bbc website. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Has an eye-watering hangover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Has an eye-watering hangover. Im not too bad considering i put away a bit..i have even been to the garden centre today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Yeah, never combine all of the four evils: beer, cider, vodka and other spirits. Why the f**k did I have a Southern Comfort? Madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Yeah, never combine all of the four evils: beer, cider, vodka and other spirits. Why the f**k did I have a Southern Comfort? Madness. Southern Comfort is Heaven on Earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 bored because i'm fed up, fed up because i'm bored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 (edited) Southern Comfort is Heaven on Earth. I dont think i could have a night out without the stuff. EDIT: really should have used the multiquote there. Edited March 21, 2010 by the jambo-rocker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 when pie and bovril crashes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 St Mirren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narc1 Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Folk who refer to THEIR mum or dad as just "mum" or "dad". Eg. I went home and Mum said... Eh? Its YOUR mother not mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 On my iPod, it's decided it wants to list all bands beginning with "The" alphabetically. So "The Prodigy", for example, have been shunted from P to T. I do not want this. Has this happened to anyone else recently, or have a messed around with the settings or what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Folk who refer to THEIR mum or dad as just "mum" or "dad". In my experience it seems to be mainly posh people that do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Ryanair I found flights for myself and my wife to go away overnight to Dublin for £24 and they want £20 admin fee as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Everybody that dies seem to be a perfect gentlemen, or had a cracking sense of humour. My experiences is that the world is full of miserable bastards, when do they all die? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 It's spring time and therefore our wee boy bunny rabbit keeps trying to hump his girlfriend bunny rabbit. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't insist on humping her the wrong way round (i.e. mounting her head instead of her rear). I asked advice on a rabbit care forum and apparently if she gets really fed up with him she'll simply bite it. It's reminding me of the story about the policewoman having someones "wee man" thrust in her face maybe she should have done that as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 It's spring time and therefore our wee boy bunny rabbit keeps trying to hump his girlfriend bunny rabbit. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't insist on humping her the wrong way round (i.e. mounting her head instead of her rear). I asked advice on a rabbit care forum and apparently if she gets really fed up with him she'll simply bite it. It's reminding me of the story about the policewoman having someones "wee man" thrust in her face maybe she should have done that as well. I am scared of rabbits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 (edited) I am scared of rabbits Really? Did you have a bad experience with them? Were you in a lift when some rabbits burrowed in and started nibbling at your cape and everything? Edited March 22, 2010 by Ceratogyrus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narc1 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Folk who refer to THEIR mum or dad as just "mum" or "dad". Eg. I went home and Mum said... Eh? Its YOUR mother not mine. In my experience it seems to be mainly posh people that do it. Yes! Why is this? Could a posh person please exlpain? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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