woodside Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 If you only have two inches in your other hand then you will have to think of other ways of pleasing women..... I think the only way those two wee gonks could please a woman is by doing their homework for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 If you only have two inches in your other hand then you will have to think of other ways of pleasing women..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 If you only have two inches in your other hand then you will have to think of other ways of pleasing women..... If he can't bore them with his tadger, I'm sure his endless supply of useless information will succeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Spent about £80.00 quid the other day. Woman asked "would like some bags? No, I'll put some in my pockets and juggle the rest ya daft boot." (At least I thought it, I said yes please actually and made her pack it....she did offer) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Was in Morrisons earlier and was at the self service checkout and had a couple of bottles of Furstenberg and needed a member of staff to confirm my age. I was standing waiting and the guy there was running around like a blue arse fly trying to do everything, it was really busy and there was loads of schoolkids in, I'd been waiting for a few minutes and a woman came onto the till next to me with a bottle of wine and starting whining excuse me because she had been waiting a whole ten seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 f**k off to Asda then, its people like you guys that are making us run out of bags we your panicing buying. Gurantee you spent more than what you would on shopping today. Some stores are still not getting some deliviries in and alot of consumble stuff (like carrier bags and paper for tesco) come from a different company and so far we have had to borrow else where Who the f**k said anything about panic buying ya daft c**t? It was a weekly shop including one loaf and one 2 pint catron of milk. Also fyi,it wasn't any more than our normal weekly shop,in fact it was less. If Tesco wanted to offer their custmers a decent service,they'd be making c***s like you carry our fucking messages out to the car for us 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 f**k off to Asda then, its people like you guys that are making us run out of bags we your panicing buying. Gurantee you spent more than what you would on shopping today. Some stores are still not getting some deliviries in and alot of consumble stuff (like carrier bags and paper for tesco) come from a different company and so far we have had to borrow else where Fucking hell, man! If that's how Tesco customers are treated I'm glad I shop at ASDA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Fucking hell, man! If that's how Tesco customers are treated I'm glad I shop at ASDA. It gets better, Tesco have self service checkouts so you can abuse yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 ASDA is great. Cheap booze as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 It gets better, Tesco have self service checkouts so you can abuse yourself. What, they have checkouts in Tesco where you can crack one out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 What, they have checkouts in Tesco where you can crack one out? Yip. Please put the item in the bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 f**k off to Asda then, its people like you guys that are making us run out of bags we your panicing buying. Gurantee you spent more than what you would on shopping today. Some stores are still not getting some deliviries in and alot of consumble stuff (like carrier bags and paper for tesco) come from a different company and so far we have had to borrow else where this is tragic. people should be able to buy what they want, they're the ones that keep you in a job, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 What, they have checkouts in Tesco where you can crack one out? I'd only do that if there was a long queue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Couldn't resist this seeing self-scan checkouts... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 I'd only do that if there was a long queue. Its not a public sport you know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Yip. Please put the item in the bag. That all depends whether the wife is with me or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 That all depends whether the wife is with me or not. Are you off your trolley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 What, they have checkouts in Tesco where you can crack one out? Yip. Please put the item in the bag. They also have the "ask for assistance" options 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 They also have the "ask for assistance" options Whit! And run the risk of Kilt giving you a Ham Shank? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Whit! And run the risk of Kilt giving you a Ham Shank? They have some really nice furry gloves he could wear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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