Granny Danger Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Going through some old TOTP clips on YouTube and see Noel Edmunds. What a horrible, horrible arsehole of a man he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-16912404 I hope the traffic warden who gave the funeral cortege a ticket can live with him/herself. What a terrible thing to do , do they think before they act. Scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk...t-fife-16912404 I hope the traffic warden who gave the funeral cortege a ticket can live with him/herself. What a terrible thing to do , do they think before they act. Scum. It's people like that who you would love to meet at a party. So what do you do mate? Traffic warden. Bet your popular. Yeah, tried to book a funeral car once. AND SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If their is any justice in the world that warden will be at a family funeral and get a ticket on his car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 I've got a presentation due on Thursday and I have literally no motivation to do it. I can't think of anything less I'd prefer to do if I'm honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 I've got a presentation due on Thursday and I have literally no motivation to do it. I can't think of anything less I'd prefer to do if I'm honest. If you don't do it I'm going to hire a large black man to bum you. There, that should give you some motivation one way or the other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 If you don't do it I'm going to hire a large black man to bum you. There, that should give you some motivation one way or the other. You're meant to be motivating me to do it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 If you don't get the finger out and sort the presentation, you'll wear a pair of McKee's soiled jeans whilst attending Partick Thistle v Morton on 18 February seated between Ad Lib and VikingTON. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-16912404 I hope the traffic warden who gave the funeral cortege a ticket can live with him/herself. What a terrible thing to do , do they think before they act. Scum. I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 The woman mouthing off at Tesco staff tonight. She was moaning because she couldn't get to whatever it was she wanted on the shelves. She could have asked the staff filling the shelves if she they could move out of the way so she could get her stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere... Traffic Warden makes a hearse of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Some folk that phone my work are dense beyond belief. Me - "I need you to type in www.sky.com, please" Potential Rocket Scientist - "Is that www.sky.com?" Me - "Aye. www.sky.com" PRS - "So that was www.sky.com?" Me - "Please throw the computer and yourself off a high building" * * What I'd like to be able to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Some folk that phone my work are dense beyond belief. Me - "I need you to type in www.sky.com, please" Potential Rocket Scientist - "Is that www.sky.com?" Me - "Aye. www.sky.com" PRS - "So that was www.sky.com?" Me - "Please throw the computer and yourself off a high building" * * What I'd like to be able to say. Didn't a guy who worked for the Dell helpline or something get sacked for saying something similar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Some folk that phone my work are dense beyond belief. Me - "I need you to type in www.sky.com, please" Potential Rocket Scientist - "Is that www.sky.com?" Me - "Aye. www.sky.com" PRS - "So that was www.sky.com?" Me - "Please throw the computer and yourself off a high building" * * What I'd like to be able to say. Didn't a guy who worked for the Dell helpline or something get sacked for saying something similar? It was along the lines of, "put the computer back in the box and take it back to the store, as you are far too stupid to own one". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Traffic Warden makes a hearse of it. Better than anything I had 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Petrol Stations that have no petrol. Yes, Haughs in Denny, I am aiming this at you. Wallopers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Some folk that phone my work are dense beyond belief. Me - "I need you to type in www.sky.com, please" Potential Rocket Scientist - "Is that www.sky.com?" Me - "Aye. www.sky.com" PRS - "So that was www.sky.com?" Me - "Please throw the computer and yourself off a high building" * * What I'd like to be able to say. Yay! Stupid customer conversations, my favourite subject. "Could you press the red button, please?" "On the remote control?" No, the one under the desk that launches the nukes. Of course on the remote control! Everything we've done for the last fifteen minutes has been on the b*****d thing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Yay! Stupid customer conversations, my favourite subject. "Could you press the red button, please?" "On the remote control?" No, the one under the desk that launches the nukes. Of course on the remote control! Everything we've done for the last fifteen minutes has been on the b*****d thing! i have a similar problem with idiotic staff members. I was working on a till system that was broken so i told the staff to write down any customer's name and how much they spent, and that I'd charge them electronically later. Imagine my delight when, in an office of 450 people, I encountered a list of fifty odd names without surnames. 'Anne - 50p', 'Sarah - £1.12', 'John - 1 slice toast' etc isn't the most helpful when it comes to recovering £100 worth of missed payments 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I paid £14 - yes fourteen - for a day's parking in Glasgow yesterday. Bargain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I paid £14 - yes fourteen - for a day's parking in Glasgow yesterday. Bargain Where did you park? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I lost my gloves today and had to walk to a restaurant in -15 degrees. Could barely pick up the cutlery they were that frozen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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