ffcsam Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 When the atm you use swallows yer bank card and leaves you well and truly fooked for cash. Of course, being a bank holiday, this only makes it worse. Are banks open again tomorrow? RAGING!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 The one and only football fan(a Raith fan) at my work retires this week. So instead of discussing the Euros I'll have to feign interest in whatever tedious reality show/soap is on tv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 When the atm you use swallows yer bank card and leaves you well and truly fooked for cash. Of course, being a bank holiday, this only makes it worse. Are banks open again tomorrow? RAGING!!!! Nope banks are shut tomorrow as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 baws 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 baws Cash machines in the UK need to be like American ones. Here you just swipe the card and then put it back in your wallet. It doesn't take it in at any time. As it should be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 That's a brilliant idea. It would save a lot of hassle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisandro Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 All these union jacks in shop windows,was in St andrews today,they must be expecting a visit from old liz herself.Makes me sick. How fucking dare they put up the national flag of their country during a historic event. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I've got a really bad cough and I'm full of the cold just two days before a 3 hour exam. Smashing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I've got a really bad cough and I'm full of the cold just two days before a 3 hour exam. Smashing. Have a w**k, a w**k makes everything better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Have a w**k, a w**k makes everything better Did you have one at the cashline? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Did you have one at the cashline? yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I've got a record that should have been delivered last Wednesday sitting at the collection point and I can't pick it up till this Wednesday because of the Queen and her Jubilee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Bevy Squad Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I just stood on an upturned plug in bare feet. The sorest thing known to man? Yes. Not correct. The sorest thing known to man is the clap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 When you're hungover and you go for a shite, and it smells so bad that it makes your hangover even worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 The breaking news on ITV about one of the royals having a bladder infection! What next Breaking news Kate get's her period.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Only three houses in my street have Union Jacks out. All are inhabited by Rangers season ticket holders and to make things worse the Celtic fans are all out in their kits in a form of protest. I even saw one guy today in Dunblane walking down the street in a full Republic of Ireland kit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 yes Unusual, they're usually for withdrawals rather than deposits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Just stood and drowned, then cooked 4 crabs and 3 lobsters and the wife's givin half the meat away to people i barely know, fucking last time I tell thee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Just stood and drowned, then cooked 4 crabs and 3 lobsters and the wife's givin half the meat away to people i barely know, fucking last time I tell thee grounds for divorce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 grounds for divorce. Heart of gold KF, bless er 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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