Raidernation Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 (edited) That would be me. I have a ridiculous phobia of wasps. I know I look like a fanny but it's just a reflex action. Can't help it They're more scared of you, than you are of them! Edit: Shite typo (I'll not use the broken finger as an excuse, it was just shite and I didn't even notice it until a day later!) Edited September 5, 2012 by Raidernation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 People that use the word "chillax" f**k off and die 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The new Minister for Equality. She's far too liberal for my liking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 It will go away itself. Get a bowl and put some vapour rub in it and a towel over yer head. Cheers doc If i remember my basic First Aid training it's towel first, then add the bowl with the vapour rub. Takes a bit of balancing at first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 (edited) On the way home and I was standing at a junction waiting to cross as there was a car coming and I thought he/she was going to go straight and go past the bit of the road I wanted to cross, but they turned left at the junction and I was left standing looking like an idiot. Do people not understand how indicators work? Edited September 5, 2012 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 That Enterprise advert. "Just look for the aluminium sign!" - who would actually speak like that, no matter how you pronounce aluminium? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I got back from ibiza yesterday afternoon and am currently in work. I am in hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 I've been asked to work tomorrow. Which is a bit annoying, I had planned on watching Andy Murray play. Ohh well I need the cash and I don't have to leave until 4.55 to get there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 People that use the word "chillax" f**k off and die Chillax, man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Seeing Christmas stuff in the shops yesterday. I've still to go my summer holidays ffs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 136.9p for a litre of petrol. What the fuck? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 136.9p for a litre of petrol. What the fuck? According to the news over the last couple if days, the price of fuel is being investigated by the regulators. The buying price has dropped but the forecourts are still charging the same. I agree tho, it's a ridiculous price. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I have the worst possible job to do at my work today. For five hours. Fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 People who follow up "Everywhere we go!" with "People always ask us". It's quite obviously meant to be "people want to know" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 People who follow up "Everywhere we go!" with "People always ask us". I've never heard anyone do this. Who are the lunatics who do so? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 That Enterprise advert. "Just look for the aluminium sign!" - who would actually speak like that, no matter how you pronounce aluminium? And the way he says "it's got a 'u' in it". So does the American 'aluminum' - it's the extra 'i', NOT the 'u' that makes the difference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Kenny Miller lone striker and Gary Caldwell in MIDFIELD? Oh dear Levein, you can't even fail with any sense of adventure. *facepalm* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 136.9p for a litre of petrol. What the f**k? 152.9 for deisel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 152.9 for deisel Be Interesting to see if this enquiry/commission in to fuel prices comes up with anything. At the end of the day the Government makes more out of it in tax and vat the higher it is. If they cut their exorbitant tax rate for a start that would help. They seem to think we should be grateful when they postpone an escalator increase. But it would be interesting to understand why it goes up very very quickly yet when the price of oils falls it seem to take an age for any reduction to filter through to the pumps. In UK Motorist = Cash Cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 152.9 for deisel think it's about 10p cheaper round here, still extortionate though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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