Granny Danger Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 UEFA Cup Granny. Say that in an Arsene Wenger voice. I remember when we reached the final of that competition, do you remember that Dee Man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 My bed is warm but I have that uneasy feeling that it's cold outside and I will have to scrape the frost off my car before going to work. Don't really want to look out the window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Not very popular with my workmates today. A diet involving bran flakes for brekkie and boiled eggs for lunch is maybe not a good thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Not very popular with my workmates today. A diet involving bran flakes for brekkie and boiled eggs for lunch is maybe not a good thing. In fairness they probably wouldn't like you regardless of what you eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 You sound like the perfect woman Chin that could plough fields tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) This probably belongs in here more than Things You Want To Share, although it did make me chuckle when it happened, as it was that or be seething. Was walking up to the office this morning, headphones in, sending a text, not realising there is a giant puddle right next to where I'm standing and an equally big lorry hurtling towards it. Didn't even see the lorry go past as a massive splash shot up and soaked me from head to toe. Jeans were still sopping wet at my desk an hour later, which, it turns out is rather uncomfortable, only now have my legs started to feel a semblance of dry, not the best start to a Friday morning. Edited January 11, 2013 by J_Stewart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Highlighting text in long Outlook emails. Takes an age dragging down but it's super-fast fast when you do the same thing from the bottom up. Stupid Microsoft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Our home top during the Euro 2008 qualifying campaign had ''ALBA'' in a fancy font on the back just below the players' numbers mate. Could be the one you're thinking of? That's the very one! Thank you. Can't find the font anywhere online though. I think I have the top somewhere, will need to look it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 This probably belongs in here more than Things You Want To Share, although it did make me chuckle when it happened, as it was that or be seething. Was walking up to the office this morning, headphones in, sending a text, not realising there is a giant puddle right next to where I'm standing and an equally big lorry hurtling towards it. Didn't even see the lorry go past as a massive splash shot up and soaked me from head to toe. Jeans were still sopping wet at my desk an hour later, which, it turns out is rather uncomfortable, only now have my legs started to feel a semblance of dry, not the best start to a Friday morning. I posted about guys like you on PTTGOYN just a couple of days ago. People who text whilst walking deserve everything they get. Even nice guys like you J_. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I posted about guys like you on PTTGOYN just a couple of days ago. People who text whilst walking deserve everything they get. Even nice guys like you J_. If only you knew Granny It was a quiet empty street, so I wasn't actually impeding anyone with my text walking, and I know it well enough to know where the junctions, etc are so as not to get run over. I think it was the headphones more than anything else that led to my impromptu shower, would have been alright if I could have heard it coming, the only surprise is that I couldn't with the size of my lugs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Jessops is deid - My link Always found their staff very knowledgeable and helpful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t1t3h Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 My old work are a bunch of c***s. In October 2011, I went off sick with depression. I didn't receive any sick pay off them, so HMRC got involved. My old work told HMRC I was faking my depression, I never handed in any sick lines from the doctor, I never kept in contact with them and they even said that I didn't sign a contract so I was due nothing. So a year later after a medical, two appeals, me proving that I handed in sick lines and sending HMRC a copy of my contract, HMRC ruled in my favour. I got a cheque from my ex-employer to my new address last November but it was only for half the amount I was due. Today the person at my old address got a letter addressed to me, it was a cheque from my old employer with the other half of the money they were due me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Chin that could plough fields tho. I'll stick her on the front of my train and she can clear the snow when it comes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 (edited) Women's darts. "Betty, you require 32!" 39 darts later... "Betty, you require 28!" Bobby George's son is a complete fanny btw. Unsurprising considering he is Bobby George's son. Edited January 12, 2013 by Andy C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 I am writing up my annual appraisal and the volume of jargon and business-bullshit is depressing. Engaged, diagnostics, implementation... bleurgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 I am writing up my annual appraisal and the volume of jargon and business-bullshit is depressing. Engaged, diagnostics, implementation... bleurgh. Doesn't sound like your engaged with the process. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Game off at 2.00 after passing a 10.30 pitch inspection 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Men. In general. Love interest or friend. Clueless. In general. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Men. In general. Love interest or friend. Clueless. In general. ^^^^ Germaine Greer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DensParkNumber1 Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 People that don't wash their dishes when their warm, soapy water right beside them Oh and women who moan about men ^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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