Ayrgirl Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Maybe she just needs her eyelashes trimmed. What's her name? At the moment she's just called "fucking boot" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 People that don't understand the difference between a front train and a rear train. When getting the train down to Greenock for a match, the Gourock train at Glasgow Central is more often that not the front train at the platform as it leaves a few minutes before the train going to Paisley Canal, which is the rear train. This is quite clearly announced over the tannoy yet people, who are going for the Gourock train, still get on the other train. I've even given up telling people they are getting on the wrong train. I was guilty of this exact same offence a couple of months ago. Saw the train for Paisley Gilmour St leaving from Platform 14 (or whatever it was) on the big board, went to platform 14, got on the train and then ended up in Paisley Canal St. I just managed to catch that one though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 UP-fucking-S. I'm expecting a delivery, its showing on their website as "delivered" but I don't recognise the name of the person who signed for it, it doesn't say who they've left it with, and there's no note through my door to say where they left it either. So tomorrow I'll be chapping a dozen doors to see which neighbour has it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 UP-fucking-S. I'm expecting a delivery, its showing on their website as "delivered" but I don't recognise the name of the person who signed for it, it doesn't say who they've left it with, and there's no note through my door to say where they left it either. So tomorrow I'll be chapping a dozen doors to see which neighbour has it Is it a pair of Sambas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Is it a pair of Sambas? No, sadly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 No, sadly Zen's the name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 UP-fucking-S. I'm expecting a delivery, its showing on their website as "delivered" but I don't recognise the name of the person who signed for it, it doesn't say who they've left it with, and there's no note through my door to say where they left it either. So tomorrow I'll be chapping a dozen doors to see which neighbour has it Call 08457 877 877 and they will tell you where your parcel has been left,The house/flat number has to be put in the diad the the driver when the person signs for your parcel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Call 08457 877 877 and they will tell you where your parcel has been left,The house/flat number has to be put in the diad the the driver when the person signs for your parcel. Cheers keith, hopefully I can find out tomorrow... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 UP-fucking-S. I'm expecting a delivery, its showing on their website as "delivered" but I don't recognise the name of the person who signed for it, it doesn't say who they've left it with, and there's no note through my door to say where they left it either. So tomorrow I'll be chapping a dozen doors to see which neighbour has it Call 08457 877 877 and they will tell you where your parcel has been left,The house/flat number has to be put in the diad the the driver when the person signs for your parcel. If you have any problems send me the tracking number by PM and i will check it on UPS Quantum View. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 If you have any problems send me the tracking number by PM and i will check it on UPS Quantum View. Cheers, I phoned them and it turns out its the shipper thats at fault, not UPS. He got my house number wrong, so they tried to deliver it to my neighbour instead of me (presumably *he* has the "we tried to deliver" card) and its been delivered to a different neighbour. Hopefully I can collect it when I get home tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Cheers, I phoned them and it turns out its the shipper thats at fault, not UPS. He got my house number wrong, so they tried to deliver it to my neighbour instead of me (presumably *he* has the "we tried to deliver" card) and its been delivered to a different neighbour. Hopefully I can collect it when I get home tonight. VG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Getting on the subway either in the mornings of after work, always a few arseholes who decided it's ok to stand at the doors and refuse to budge to make it easier for other people to get on or off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Missing 5's tonight as have a works get together with one of our customers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 On balance it's probably a good thing but having a girlfriend is cutting down on my 'aimlessly browsing P&B' time. Give her a good browsing instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 I feel terrible Hardly slept so decided to head into work early. This can't end well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 I have phoned in sick today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 I have phoned in sick today Hope your feeling better, but is this really getting on your nerves? Sickness yes work no just noticed, you never mentioned work, you just phoned in....is there a higher being that I have to report to that nobody had the decency to tell me about? Now this is getting on my nerves, always the last one to find out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Reporting Scotland going for this 'new' Scottish citizenship test when I saw that website at least a couple of years ago (I was forwarded it today). ... and a Sausage Supper has ONE sausage. You don't get two haggii with a Haggis Supper do you??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 drivers in front of you that let every car out of nearly every bloody junction. There are folk behind you that want to get home as well! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Reporting Scotland going for this 'new' Scottish citizenship test when I saw that website at least a couple of years ago (I was forwarded it today). ... and a Sausage Supper has ONE sausage. You don't get two haggii with a Haggis Supper do you??? Ah, must be a bad news day on the Reporting Scotland team. I wonder what news story they are skirting round? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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