RandomGuy. Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 I'm no riding her when she's having a Bloody Mary. It's more a case of Shea pissed I'm away off today and she's got f**k all to do and taking her mood out on everyone Earn your Red Wings, now is the time, hers is the place. Alternatively make her feel bad about something, so when her mood inevitably swings to being sad she'll worry you're going to dump her. And she'll do anything you want. Works about 70% of the time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 I'd say it works about 30% 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 I'd say it works about 30% Either way, its worth the risk.... Also, here's a GIF I could've used 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 c***s under the age of 60 who wear flat caps. You look like utter bellends. Couple that with a quilted jacket/Barbour type jacket and my seethe is unimaginable. ^^^^seething just typing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Going to open a bar of Dairy Milk and discovering I've put it down next to my laptop's fan vent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 £51 for a filling at the dentist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Drivers who take corners at 30-40mph but then go flat out on the few straights meaning you can't overtake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Drivers who don't fucking move forward at traffic lights when turning right when our light is green. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Drivers who don't fucking move forward at traffic lights when turning right when our light is green. This absolutely infuriates me. They usually refuse to go until the filter light goes green. c***s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted April 16, 2013 Author Share Posted April 16, 2013 c***s who don't use indicators in any way when on a roundabout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I've become really rubbish at sleeping over the past couple of months or so and it's not pleasant. Last night I got in late and was probably in bed by 3ish (wasn't drinking) and despite feeling totally shattered, could only manage about 6 hours of sleep. This made me feel nostalgic for my teenage years when I could go to bed and do 12 hours nae problem, waking up during the school holidays to the blazing midday sun just in time for the lunch time edition of Neighbours.. Now I'm lucky if I get more than 6 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 (edited) c***s who don't use indicators in any way when on a roundabout. Don't forget folk who block the roundabout for folk just wanting to go straight on. We get this every morning at the A96 roundabout to Kirkhill when all the traffic leaving town want to take the third exit / go right whilst most of our lane trying to get into town want to go straight on but can't. Creates a needless jam which must add about 5-10 mins to our commute every day. Edited April 16, 2013 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Trying to explain to someone what Irn Bru tastes like who have never tried it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Trying to explain to someone what Irn Bru tastes like who have never tried it. Mixed fruit jam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Trying to explain to someone what Irn Bru tastes like who have never tried it. TBF if they'd tried it you probably wouldn't need to explain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Trying to explain to someone what Irn Bru tastes like who have never tried it. There was a French trainee in my work who had never tried it so I bought him a can out the vending machine because I couldn't explain the taste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 This made me feel nostalgic for my teenage years when I could go to bed and do 12 hours nae problem, waking up during the school holidays to the blazing midday sun just in time for the lunch time edition of Neighbours.. Now I'm lucky if I get more than 6 hours. I never really liked sleeping in as late as that but I used to easily get 8-9 hours sleep and be a bit pissed off at having to get up when my alarm goes off. Now though I'm always up an hour or two before it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Trying to explain to someone what Irn Bru tastes like who have never tried it. I brought a bottle back from my last trip to Scotland to let one of my Italian friends try it and she thought it was great but you just can't explain what it is. She also spilled it on her jeans and I had to pretend it would definitely come out in the wash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 The best attempt I have made at explaining the taste of IRN BRU to somebody who has never tried it before is bubblegum and citrus. You can't really explain it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 I had this predicament then I was on holiday years ago, I was 15 and key a group of people my age I was hanging about with, the hotel got a delivery of irn bru in and I told the English kids it tasted of ginger hair and Scottishness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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