welshbairn Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 I'm at the airport and it really pisses me off when they call a certain section of a flight, say rows 25-36 then 30 seconds later call the rest of the rows. The morons at the airport all pile up as soon as the first call goes anyway so what's the point? So you can laugh at them from the bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintsFan Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 So you can laugh at them from the bar. That's what I'm doing! Unfortunately, that bar is a wetherspoons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 B Cn. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 I typed that last post by accident, whilst walking downstairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 The lassie on the Ramsdens advert, 'we take all sots of gold, whether it's broken or intact' Aye, go and melt it down for a new set of fucking teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Attempting to write a personal statement for a college application. I'm woeful at writing this sort of things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Adults who cycle on the pavement should get five years in jail. Minimum. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 What the f**k is this Airdrieonians shite in the second division forum. Surely if they change their name it should be Clydebank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ict Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Potato croquettes are fucking excellent. Away back to your potato waffles you utter prole Prole? George Orwell would laugh in your face for defending the bread crumbed mashed potato devil that is the potato croquette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmalloy1888 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 People who allow their children to eat/drink stuff from supermarket shelves whilst they continue their shopping. ie. Before they've paid for it. I do this. Trust me it is easier on me and the rest of the general public if I do. Kids are the reason behind all that is evil in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 I'm not tired, and cannot sleep. Yet I know i'll be knackered when I wake up due to lack of sleep. Why does my body trick me so? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Attempting to write a personal statement for a college application. I'm woeful at writing this sort of things. I was finishing my graduate CV the other day and couldn't think of a positive thing to say about myself. How these dicks can go on the apprentice etc and blow about how good they are is beyond me. I find it cringeworthy as f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Brusch Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 They wee spots Gillian Smart puts under her eyes when she's doing the weather 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 People who allow their children to eat/drink stuff from supermarket shelves whilst they continue their shopping. ie. Before they've paid for it. You should try it, security watch you like a hawk, which is funny. Unless of course it erm gets in the way of erm whatever your doing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I was finishing my graduate CV the other day and couldn't think of a positive thing to say about myself. How these dicks can go on the apprentice etc and blow about how good they are is beyond me. I find it cringeworthy as f**k Neither can I. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds are Forever Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I'm at the airport and it really pisses me off when they call a certain section of a flight, say rows 25-36 then 30 seconds later call the rest of the rows. The morons at the airport all pile up as soon as the first call goes anyway so what's the point? Similar to this, when flying the people who are on their feet the second the plane hits the tarmac to get the stuff out the overhead lockers and try and get off the plane first. You're still going to have to wait with everyone for your luggage in the airport you cretin. On short flights where you only have hand luggage then there is at least a tiny bit of logic to it as it might get you out the airport a few seconds quicker, even then it still annoys me though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Fred MacAulay - in what way does this guy qualify as a comedian? Anytime I stumble across his shitey show on Radio Scotland I listen in for a few minutes to see if he can so much as raise a smirk. He never does because he is not a funny man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 People who dress up their dogs. I was in the Glen today with the girlfriend and a woman walked past with a chihuahua in a tutu. Why is this sort of thing allowed?! It's awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisandro Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Flowers from Morrisons, they taste dreadful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Similar to this, when flying the people who are on their feet the second the plane hits the tarmac to get the stuff out the overhead lockers and try and get off the plane first. You're still going to have to wait with everyone for your luggage in the airport you cretin. On short flights where you only have hand luggage then there is at least a tiny bit of logic to it as it might get you out the airport a few seconds quicker, even then it still annoys me though. They may have a connecting flight or train. When I'm in a hurry to disembark it's not because I'm eager for an extra five minutes stood around the luggage conveyor but because I need to be somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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