welshbairn Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Imagine your burd had no sanitary towels and had to use a bag of chips... More tea vicar? Never mind the Mrs.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 More tea vicar? Never mind the Mrs.. Tea would be lovely, but there's to much sauce on your chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 People hogging the middle lane on a motorway. I really hope they start to crack down on this now the law has been passed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 "How's u" Hate people who talk in text speak. Remember when my team leader at work went to see Ted at the cinema, the next day we asked her how it was and she said "it was good but there weren't as many lol's as I thought there would be". Seriously? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 (edited) People hogging the middle lane on a motorway. I really hope they start to crack down on this now the law has been passed. www.twitter.com/middlelanecunt Edited August 19, 2013 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 People with the inability to use cutlery in the correct manner. It's not a shovel/spear/pencil, it's a fucking fork so treat it like one. Upon witnessing someone holding their knife in the left hand, I want to stab them in the throat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southside Hibee Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Filled in a Sainsburys application form online, with all these scenario questions etc. Get to the last part of the application to find out that the you need to be over the age of 18(I'm 17) to work in that particular shop. Raging after spending the best part of an hour filling it in is an understatement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I missed my coach from London back to Glasgow so stranded here for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I missed my coach from London back to Glasgow so stranded here for a while. I predict you'll get a flight home. It'll cost over £100 but you'll be happy to pay it just to get home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I predict you'll get a flight home. It'll cost over £100 but you'll be happy to pay it just to get home. Yeah, I got one at 7am that cost £120. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Yeah, I got one at 7am that cost £120. Knew it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 TV continuity announcers who abbreviate the names of programmes. Examples: "Next on STV, join Ant and Dec in the jungle for another episode of Celebrity." "Coming up on Channel 4, Kirsty spots a few nice houses in a new series of Location." It does my head in when normal people do this, but when professional announcers think it's more appropriate to shorten the proper titles of programmes than to do it properly it's even more annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 When your speaking and the person your speaking to keeps trying to finish your sentences Surely this is now, reasons to be cheerful? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 My girlfriends in a mood because I don't remember doing something her friend has just told her I did, a month or so ago. And is more annoyed I didn't tell her that I done this thing that I never knew I'd done, more than me actually doing the thing I can't remember doing. I had planned a drink ot two with an old friend tomorrow night after work, of course this will now be under threat by this mood. I'm completely baffled as I genuinely can't remember it, yet I remember a lot from the night in question, but for whatever reason her friends word is worth more than mine and I'll likely face this seethe until I've admitted I've done something wrong and tried to make up for it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 When your speaking and the person your speaking to keeps trying to finish your sentences ..before you've stopped speaking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 My girlfriends in a mood because I don't remember doing something her friend has just told her I did, a month or so ago. And is more annoyed I didn't tell her that I done this thing that I never knew I'd done, more than me actually doing the thing I can't remember doing. I had planned a drink ot two with an old friend tomorrow night after work, of course this will now be under threat by this mood. I'm completely baffled as I genuinely can't remember it, yet I remember a lot from the night in question, but for whatever reason her friends word is worth more than mine and I'll likely face this seethe until I've admitted I've done something wrong and tried to make up for itYou're always posting stuff like this, your girlfriend sounds like an absolute psycho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 You're always posting stuff like this, your girlfriend sounds like an absolute psycho. It's been a while since we fell out to be fair. Can't get my head around this one though, I'm not entirely sure what I'm meant to be doing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 What is it you're meant to have done? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 (edited) TV continuity announcers who abbreviate the names of programmes. Examples: "Next on STV, join Ant and Dec in the jungle for another episode of Celebrity." "Coming up on Channel 4, Kirsty spots a few nice houses in a new series of Location." It does my head in when normal people do this, but when professional announcers think it's more appropriate to shorten the proper titles of programmes than to do it properly it's even more annoying. Lying underneath those "cheekie chappie" Geordie personas lies, well, absolutely fcuk all. Two complete talent vacuums who have been very fortunate indeed. How they have managed the longevity they have defeats me. Edited August 23, 2013 by Audaces Fortuna Juvat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 My girlfriends in a mood because I don't remember doing something her friend has just told her I did, a month or so ago. And is more annoyed I didn't tell her that I done this thing that I never knew I'd done, more than me actually doing the thing I can't remember doing. I had planned a drink ot two with an old friend tomorrow night after work, of course this will now be under threat by this mood. I'm completely baffled as I genuinely can't remember it, yet I remember a lot from the night in question, but for whatever reason her friends word is worth more than mine and I'll likely face this seethe until I've admitted I've done something wrong and tried to make up for it Stick to your guns. She's got no more right to be an arsehole than anyone else does. A lie is a lie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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