Guest The Phoenix Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Forgetting that I used an old credit card to pay for Christmas gifts from Amazon and then receiving a "ho you owe us money and we've whacked you with a late fee" from the cc company Get your own back. Strike them off your Christmas Card list for 2014. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 The fucking storms in the south of England and the folk outraged by them. It's boring as f**k. Especially when they interview the thick c***s that live there. One fat woman yesterday said "this should never, ever have happened. The house of cards came tumbling down" No, you fat mess, you live by the coast and had some worse weather than usual. And who is the chunt who always paddles into view in his fecking canoe? Smart arsed overly smug tosser! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 (edited) The fucking storms in the south of England and the folk outraged by them. It's boring as f**k. Especially when they interview the thick c***s that live there. One fat woman yesterday said "this should never, ever have happened. The house of cards came tumbling down" No, you fat mess, you live by the coast and had some worse weather than usual. Some twat compared the floods to the end of fhe world on the BBC news. Edited February 6, 2014 by meanmistermustard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Was in Morrisons last night at 1 of those self serve checkouts. I notice 1 of those charity collectors standing 3 feet away wearing an orange vest and holding his collection tin. I rarely carry cash as I'm a big time switch man and pay for my stuff with said card. As I am picking up my bags the fella tells me the charity he's collecting for, but I've absolutely no change and feel really rotten giving him the "no change" patter even though it's true. What annoyed me most is this guy knows I'd seen him and if I wanted to donate I would have. He didn't need to highlight me walking past him and tell him why I'm no donating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 The sudden rush of customers at lunchtime. Why cant they just not come in in the morning?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 The sudden rush of customers at lunchtime. Why cant they just not come in in the morning??Maybe they're at work and on their lunch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Applied online for my provisional drivers licence on the 16th of January and the DVLA sent me a form to fill out about a week later. Filled it out and sent it away the day I received it - so about 2 weeks ago. The identity documents I sent away got sent back to me today and I've been told to ''allow another 2 weeks'' for the actual licence. c***s. It's looking likely that my only form of ID for going back to Uni next week is an expired passport with a 5 year old photograph which bears absolutely no resemblance to me whatsoever. It arrived this morning. All those tears shed for nothing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 (edited) It never ceases to amaze how completely irrational and hysterical people get when there's a bit of bad weather. Aye the floods are terrible if you've been affected but if you choose to live on the coast or next to a river on a flood plain then what did you expect? Just bury your head in the sand? THE WHOLE HOUSE OF CARDS JUST CAME TUMBLING DOWN It's the government's fault, they should have dredged all the rivers at vast expense, build massive flood defences at vast expense, pump it all out at vast expense... why aren't they sending it the army?!! If you live on a flood plain, expect floods. The council/government can't prevent rain and rivers bursting their banks. Edited February 6, 2014 by Enigma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 People whining about the tube strike: "I know they're worried about job losses, but they've got no right to inconvinience the rest of us. It's taken me an extra 45 minutes to get home tonight." You poor dear, my heart bleeds for you. There isn't a single tube station that's closed that's not within walking distance of an open underground or mainline station. Stop being a bunch of moaning lazy f*ckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Was in Morrisons last night at 1 of those self serve checkouts. I notice 1 of those charity collectors standing 3 feet away wearing an orange vest and holding his collection tin. I rarely carry cash as I'm a big time switch man and pay for my stuff with said card. As I am picking up my bags the fella tells me the charity he's collecting for, but I've absolutely no change and feel really rotten giving him the "no change" patter even though it's true. What annoyed me most is this guy knows I'd seen him and if I wanted to donate I would have. He didn't need to highlight me walking past him and tell him why I'm no donating. The whole charity bag pack thing is a right pain in hoop too . Who the f**k pays for their weekly messages with cash. So you are left with the option of getting cash back to give them something or looking like a dick by refusing the wee lassie collecting the cash to help you with your bags. I favour the latter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Maybe they're at work and on their lunch? The thing Is though, most of them are self-employed, and they know fine well what time we try to get our lunch at, but yet they still keep doing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 The thing Is though, most of them are self-employed, and they know fine well what time we try to get our lunch at, but yet they still keep doing it. What about those poor b*****ds having to be served by you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 The bbc weather woman pisses me off with her pronunciation of Scotland which is "Scotlind" Fkin boot. I always pronounce it Scotlind, the odd time Scotlund I don't think I've ever pronounced it Scotland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 The thing Is though, most of them are self-employed, and they know fine well what time we try to get our lunch at, but yet they still keep doing it. Fuckin hell, are the public supposed to plan their shopping habits around the store staff's breaks. Take staggered breaks or shut for lunch. Or just do your job and STFU. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 It never ceases to amaze how completely irrational and hysterical people get when there's a bit of bad weather. Aye the floods are terrible if you've been affected but if you choose to live on the coast or next to a river on a flood plain then what did you expect? Just bury your head in the sand? THE WHOLE HOUSE OF CARDS JUST CAME TUMBLING DOWN Who the hell would buy a house made of cards anyway? And near the coast? Did no one learn anything from the story of the 3 Little Pigs. Seriously though, what house of cards was she referring to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Getting served at the post office yesterday when the woman behind the counter starts singing and jigging to Maroon 5's 'Moves Likes Jagger'. No one should have been subjected to that, ghastly sight and sound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Getting served at the post office yesterday when the woman behind the counter starts singing and jigging to Maroon 5's 'Moves Likes Jagger'. No one should have been subjected to that, ghastly sight and sound. Definitely something that should be stamped on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Definitely something that should be stamped on. What a predictable post. Someone should get the sack for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) When you play a round of golf and the wind and rain is so bad on the last two holes that it might as well have rained the whole round ETA: as soon as I got my wet gear off the sun was splitting the skies again Edited February 7, 2014 by Barrfields_Largs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) What a predictable post. Someone should get the sack for this. First class work, gents. I'm liking the way your delivery is pushing the envelope. Edited February 7, 2014 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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