Albino Rover Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 True story. A friend of mine worked for him regularly on UK tours. They were half way fitting a trapdoor when the idiot stepped backward and fell about 15 feet. damaging his back. He was in hospital for a fortnight. On day three Jim Davidson sent a dancing girl with a bag of coke to cheer him up, a volunteer with a fondness for fellatio. He also paid his wages for the rest of the tour which he wasn't obliged to do. Even monsters have soft sides.. He should have sent it in a bottle or can- much easier to drink that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Pies Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I,m down for the game as well (toon fan) any ideas where is the best place for a drink before the game. I've heard earls court area is good? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Edinburgh council. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 True story. A friend of mine worked for him regularly on UK tours. They were half way fitting a trapdoor when the idiot stepped backward and fell about 15 feet. damaging his back. He was in hospital for a fortnight. On day three Jim Davidson sent a dancing girl with a bag of coke to cheer him up, a volunteer with a fondness for fellatio. He also paid his wages for the rest of the tour which he wasn't obliged to do. Even monsters have soft sides.. I take it by 'volunteer' you mean hooker. So he pays for hookers and supplies class A drugs; and here's me thinking he was an arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Gout. Fucking hurts like hell. And I wouldn't mind I've just spent 3 days in hospital for unrelated issues, soon as I get in the car to come home it starts, it's now at the "ooooh ya fucker" stage even if I just move my leg, let alone try to walk. Work tomorrow morning ain't going to be a barrel of laughs. Oh and I have to get a shit-load more prescription drugs after my visit to the hospital, gonna cost a fortune! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTk1FKN2K8UTPUwDwaTjqGgBFu-ZruBPbAqeCLBnlmjruWGjVM36Q Bag of coke He should have sent it in a bottle or can- much easier to drink that way. ^^^^never been to Thailand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Pies Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Reminds me of another annoyance - going anywhere in Enger-lund, going to pay for something with a Scottish bank note and it being scrutinised as if it was some kind of obscure Pacific Island currency they'd never seen before. Down in London for the Chelsea v Newcastle, best start of the day, managed to split a clydesdalebank 20 pound note in a co-op in Tower Bridge Road. With no questions or hassle. Pleasing! Toon toon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Oh and I have to get a shit-load more prescription drugs after my visit to the hospital, gonna cost a fortune! Prescriptions are free in Scotland, aren't they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Prescriptions are free in Scotland, aren't they? Raidernation lives in America 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Raidernation lives in America Ah. More fool him, then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Packets of food that have plastic coverings. You try to take of the cover from the foil tin or whatever it may be only for the plastic to splinter into tiny strips. Or worse, the overspill of plastic around the edge that is supposed to give you a bit of purchase actually comes off in one, perfect strip, leaving you distraught and helpless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 The misuse of the word 'admit' by football players, managers, pundits and reporters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Packets of food that have plastic coverings. You try to take of the cover from the foil tin or whatever it may be only for the plastic to splinter into tiny strips. Or worse, the overspill of plastic around the edge that is supposed to give you a bit of purchase actually comes off in one, perfect strip, leaving you distraught and helpless. Totally agree. I always think that in a factory somewhere folk are getting a good laugh as we poor mortals attempt to open their goods. The worst ones I find are car bulbs, they come in an impenetrable plastic container. I m sure I saw them on the Krypton Factor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Packets of food that have plastic coverings. You try to take of the cover from the foil tin or whatever it may be only for the plastic to splinter into tiny strips. Or worse, the overspill of plastic around the edge that is supposed to give you a bit of purchase actually comes off in one, perfect strip, leaving you distraught and helpless. Ready meal for one tonight Stu? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Ready meal for one tonight Stu? Nah Tesco Finest meal for two, classy evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Nah Tesco Finest meal for two, classy evening. I hope you have dessert too. Their New York Cheesecake is to die for. (I actually want to kill myself after typing that last line) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Gets on my nerves when Tesco have run out of the aforementioned cheesecake. It is bloody good. I'm afraid I have to agree with you. Think I posted in the "Best Own Brand Scran" thread how great it was. My only issue is that there's never enough of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Flappy bird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Flappy bird Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 I'd never heard of Flappy Bird, but I've since read that the Vietnamese developer who made it has pulled it cos he cant take the abuse he's been getting off addicted players, despite raking in £30k a day on advertising revenue. I'd take a pain in the arse for £30k any day of the week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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