Widge Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I've always called guys called Derek, 'Deek' Woman called Derek are another matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I call people named Derek 'Derek'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Derek's such an English name. Just call them "poof" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 What do you suggest? I suggest his name is Derek and he's sick of being called "Del". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 When you want to use a council gym, why do you have to have an induction to show you how to use the equipment in the event you might hurt yourself but when you want to use the swimming pool they don't test your ability to use the equipment ie the water? Surely the consequences of not being able to swim are worse than not knowing how to use an exercise bike? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Any boring, unimaginative stupid c**t that gives anyone called Derek the nickname 'Del'. No opportunity to speak a bit of mockney should be spurned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I call people named Derek 'Derek'. I tend to call them Itzdrk or at a push, Thatzdrk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 East lothian council's decision to put speed bumps on the main road through the village at the bottom of our street. It takes ages to get of the street at the best of times due to the sheer volume of traffic, but now its an even longer wait due to folk having to slow down for the speed bumps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 That's kind of the point of speed bumps philpy... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 That's kind of the point of speed bumps philpy... Yes, I'm well aware of that Dave, but it's just a general pain in the arse having to wait longer it get out of the street and on to the main road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Due to the fact that test centres have been shut. My wee street is used for everything from three point turns to reverse round the corner. I know we all have to learn but share it out a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FraserHFC Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Listening to news on Radio 1 and some can't understand how the vast majority of people they interview seem to be incredibly thick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Rude customers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 (edited) Rude customers. I had a guy wanting me to pick up 6 boxes with plates inside them with no packing ,needless to say I refused to pick them up as the would have been smashed in transit.He was not a happy guy at all. Edited March 19, 2014 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 "Everything Everywhere" being "Nothing anywhere" for the last 2 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Someone pulling out of 5's an hour before you start and you know they'll be watching the football. Sub human scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 (edited) I had a guy wanting me to pick up 6 boxes with plates inside them with no packing ,needless to say I refused to pick them up as the would have been smashed in transit.He was not a happy guy at all.Was he Greek? Edited March 19, 2014 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goran Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Someone pulling out of 5's an hour before you start and you know they'll be watching the football. Sub human scum. Indeed. A close second to that is people who don't respond to any texts until half an hour before you're playing, to tell you they will play. Away and shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Someone pulling out of 5's an hour before you start and you know they'll be watching the football. Sub human scum. These are the worst people. Get 11 players lined up for next week then drop him at the last minute telling him there's been a mistake in counting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Was he Greek?Nope just a knob.Fat fingers meant I edited your post in error,sorry me bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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