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Probably one to file under weirdo behaviour rather than pttgoyn but I was in the changing rooms today looking at mens cocks getting dressed when i noticed the guy beside me puts his shirt before his undies, fair enough we all different. Then he puts his tie on and then his jacket and zips jacket up all whilst still standing there with his balls out. WTF?

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Probably one to file under weirdo behaviour rather than pttgoyn but I was in the changing rooms today looking at mens cocks getting dressed when i noticed the guy beside me puts his shirt before his undies, fair enough we all different. Then he puts his tie on and then his jacket and zips jacket up all whilst still standing there with his balls out. WTF?

Weirdo? Aye, you watching!

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Probably one to file under weirdo behaviour rather than pttgoyn but I was in the changing rooms today looking at mens cocks getting dressed when i noticed the guy beside me puts his shirt before his undies, fair enough we all different. Then he puts his tie on and then his jacket and zips jacket up all whilst still standing there with his balls out. WTF?

Who's behaviour are you classifying as weirdo?

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Probably one to file under weirdo behaviour rather than pttgoyn but I was in the changing rooms today looking at mens cocks getting dressed when i noticed the guy beside me puts his shirt before his undies, fair enough we all different. Then he puts his tie on and then his jacket and zips jacket up all whilst still standing there with his balls out. WTF?

Can't help but think he's still there now, naked from the waist down barring socks and shoes, pining for the gentle caress of a caring hand on his nutsack.

How will you sleep, you monster.

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At 1 this morning I heard something moving in my room. Like plastic bags being rustled. I have no idea what's making the noise but I doesn't help knowing that my mum left my window wide open all day and the cat was sniffing around under my bed suspiciously when I got home. 2 hours later here we are, I'm awake. Pulled the bags out from under the bed. Who knows what the f**k is going on but I've been shitting it.

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At 1 this morning I heard something moving in my room. Like plastic bags being rustled. I have no idea what's making the noise but I doesn't help knowing that my mum left my window wide open all day and the cat was sniffing around under my bed suspiciously when I got home. 2 hours later here we are, I'm awake. Pulled the bags out from under the bed. Who knows what the f**k is going on but I've been shitting it.

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There it is again, it's still fucking happening. I simply cannot locate the source of the noise. It sounds more like a rustling, crunching sound. It may even be coming from inside the walls. This is fucking me up big time.

I was going to post a picture of a scene from the Exorcist, but i can`t bring myself to look at one at this time of the morning.

(i will also not be looking at this thread again tonight as i fully expect someone else to post said picture...)

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I was going to post a picture of a scene from the Exorcist, but i can`t bring myself to look at one at this time of the morning.

(i will also not be looking at this thread again tonight as i fully expect someone else to post said picture...)

I'm traumatised enough as it is.

Since the last update I've stayed awake to listen for more noise...it's coming from the foot of my bed, but it sounds like whatever is making the sound is inside the wall or beneath the floor boards. So it might not be in my room. It still begs the question though: what and where the f**k is this thing

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UPDATE: Absolute early morning scenes here. I hear a bird go mental just outside my window. Leaping up I pull up the blinds to see a hedgehog eating a bird. Wtf. Is this what's been making the noise? I thought it might have been until...there it is again. And this time it's right under my bed. I'm going to have to investigate further and pull everything out. I can't deal with this. Whatever I encounter is going to get a punch in the pus.

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Time to wake your mum up IMO.

Didn't need to, for she heard me up and about my room and came to investigate. The noise was located to a plastic bag under my bed. We lifted the bag and...

It's a baby bird. A fucking baby bird. He was spared the punch in the pus. Think that's pretty good of me considering its shat on my floor. Poor little guy must have been brought in by my cat, which is bizarre. He never brings animals into the house because he knows he'll get a slap on the nose for it.

It's been an eventful morning. Thank god I'm not working till 5pm, otherwise I'd be absolutely raging about this. Still not happy though. The cats going to get that punch in pus instead.

I'm going back to sleep.

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Didn't need to, for she heard me up and about my room and came to investigate. The noise was located to a plastic bag under my bed. We lifted the bag and...

It's a baby bird. A fucking baby bird. He was spared the punch in the pus. Think that's pretty good of me considering its shat on my floor. Poor little guy must have been brought in by my cat, which is bizarre. He never brings animals into the house because he knows he'll get a slap on the nose for it.

It's been an eventful morning. Thank god I'm not working till 5pm, otherwise I'd be absolutely raging about this. Still not happy though. The cats going to get that punch in pus instead.

I'm going back to sleep.

It looks dead. You didn't kill it, did you?
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Fucking tourists. My favourite pub to watch football, with a covered beer garden and a big outside telly, is cram packed full of mainly German and Spanish tourists ordering meals and coffees and not even watching the World Cup when their own team is playing. GTF.

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People that invade your space when waiting in line at the supermarket checkouts...........seriously?! Do you really think you'll get served any quicker standing immediately behind me or were you planning on entering my pin for me?!

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