KnightswoodBear Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 The continued dumbing down of the news http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28710522 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 The continued dumbing down of the news http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28710522 David Cameron welcomed Larry into No 10 in 2011 to try to solve a recurring rodent problem. Vermin found at No.10 shocker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Buying someone off eBay, and the selling can't even be arsed to give the items a quick clean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Another Thai bride, Rico? How many is that? Russian. Too many Worth it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Russian. Too many Worth it Snap em up before they become the latest victim of Vlad's trade sanctions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Wait a minute. They're not invisible. I can see them right there. If they really were invisible, you'd lose them every time you took them off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Buying someone off eBay, and the selling can't even be arsed to give the items a quick clean. Also, buying items from heavy smokers. Like having someone fart in your face when you open the box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Also, buying items from heavy smokers. Like having someone fart in your face when you open the box. Surely a heavy shitter then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 We bought a bed guard for the wee one from Gumtree a couple of weeks ago that was advertised as being in "excellent and clean condition". When I went to pick it up the house was FUCKING REEKING of smoke. I smelled the bed guard and told her I didn't want it. She got a bit shirty but I told her she shouldn't have advertised it as being clean when it was utterly stinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Maybe you have. You'll never know. That might explain why I can't get my sock drawer closed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Gordon Smith on SSN complaining we aren't spunking money trying to hump the English leagues leg by copying them using the vanishing foam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 We bought a bed guard for the wee one from Gumtree a couple of weeks ago that was advertised as being in "excellent and clean condition". When I went to pick it up the house was FUCKING REEKING of smoke. I smelled the bed guard and told her I didn't want it. She got a bit shirty but I told her she shouldn't have advertised it as being clean when it was utterly stinking. Had a similar deal with a reclining arm chair. It had tab ends down the side of the cushions. Feck knows what the wifey would've considered 'dirty'.* * Teeing it up for any P&B'er who wants to take a shot at that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Had a similar deal with a reclining arm chair. It had tab ends down the side of the cushions. Feck knows what the wifey would've considered 'dirty'.* * Teeing it up for any P&B'er who wants to take a shot at that one. We bought a used sofa in excellent condition years ago. Next day, the wife finds a shite-streaked pair of women's knickers stuffed down the side of the cushions She turns to me and says, "are these yours?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I genuinely don't think that heavy smokers realise how grotty their stuff becomes. I used to recycle old computer equipment, and picking stuff up from smokers homes was horrible. Monitors covered in a thick layer of browny-yellow nicotine grease that would rub off on your clothes and leave you feeling ill all day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Gordon Smith on SSN complaining we aren't spunking money trying to hump the English leagues leg by copying them using the vanishing foam No wonder we're all out of Europe. Sack the SPFL! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I genuinely don't think that heavy smokers realise how grotty their stuff becomes. I used to recycle old computer equipment, and picking stuff up from smokers homes was horrible. Monitors covered in a thick layer of browny-yellow nicotine grease that would rub off on your clothes and leave you feeling ill all day They don't. My mum and dad smoked when I was a kid (they've both stopped now) and I must have went to school absolutely stinking but didn't realise it. Now I can smell kids when they come into my classroom and it's obvious when they're coming from a smoking household. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 A barman last night seemingly thinking this was an acceptable pint of Guinness then going in a huff when I refused to pay for it. Kurt Cobain had more head on him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Fiona Phillips, she makes Michael J Fox look cured. Oh, and her dad was called Phillip, which makes me hate her grand parents as well, fuckin Phillip Phillips, what the f**k were they thinking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Fiona Phillips, she makes Michael J Fox look cured. Oh, and her dad was called Phillip, which makes me hate her grand parents as well, fuckin Phillip Phillips, what the f**k were they thinking? Just like Neville Neville (your face is a mess) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 What about the zoologists who named an entire species Gorilla Gorilla?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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