KnightswoodBear Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Fat cow in Spoons on Sauchiehall Street was taking absolutely ages to make up her mind what to eat on Sunday night, so much so that the barman took the order for my mate and I. We sat at a table near the door and the aforementioned fat cow sat at a crowded table just next to us. She told her friends what had kept her, and this is almost word for word. "I love Che Guevara and I was just trying to think, what would he have picked?". Dunno, but hopefully something that would choke you both you fat pretentious mess. I'm fairly sure auld Che would have some moral objections to being in a fucking soulless hellhole like Spoons. Nae offense, like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maplewell Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Spotted someone with their Christmas tree up in their front window, fully decorated with the lights on and everything. IT'S SEPTEMBER! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I'm fairly sure auld Che would have some moral objections to being in a fucking soulless hellhole like Spoons. Nae offense, like. Not my favourite haunt old chum, but when you've rushed straight from work to the Anathema gig at the O2 ABC and need a quick bite to eat and a beer beforehand you make sacrifices and go somewhere handy. Bean, rice and a sprinkling of gravel. It's what he would have wanted. Judging by the size of her, it's not what she would have wanted. Take it she ordered pie, chips and beans? I didn't check mate, but I would hazard a guess that you're pretty close to her staple diet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 (edited) Spotted someone with their Christmas tree up in their front window, fully decorated with the lights on and everything. IT'S SEPTEMBER! There should be a law against these people. Scum. Sub-human scum. Edited September 24, 2014 by Sweet Pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 The stupid Lynx advert at the bottom of the screen on the mobile version of this! Keep swiping it to watch the video!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maplewell Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 There should be a law against these people. Scum. Sub-human scum. I agree, however Wal-Mart are already selling Christmas tree's and lights, that's just encouraging these people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Whit? Someone who shops in Asda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 My job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Whit?ASDA Falkirk is the natural habitat of the utter pikey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Falkirk is the natural habitat of the utter pikey.FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I hope you are sodomised with a cactus youfuckingcunt! p***k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 The stupid Lynx advert at the bottom of the screen on the mobile version of this! Keep swiping it to watch the video!! And as if by magic it's actually gone!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Isn't any ASDA though? To be fair the one in Falkirk is a hideous eyesore of a place. The collection of utter keech who sit on the benches outside it are even worse. It's Care In The Community gone wrong. Very wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 The collection of utter keech who sit on the benches outside it are even worse. It's Care In The Community gone wrong. Very wrong. AKA Keech In The Kommunity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 FUSSY EATERS. I've spent lunch and evening meals for almost 3 weeks abroad with one who insists on picking up on the slightest difference from food at home. Last night after searching various places it finished with a burger with nothing but a single bit of meat between two bits of roll. No sauces, no fillings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 When I was 8, my aunt once took me to a massive ice-cream parlour in Canada that had probably 100 different flavours. I walked up and down the long line of ice cream tubs, ummed and ahhed a bit, then chose vanilla. My aunt was fecking furious. She still brings it up to this day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 When I was 8, my aunt once took me to a massive ice-cream parlour in Canada that had probably 100 different flavours. I walked up and down the long line of ice cream tubs, ummed and ahhed a bit, then chose vanilla. My aunt was fecking furious. She still brings it up to this day. She needs to get over herself imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) When I was 8, my aunt once took me to a massive ice-cream parlour in Canada that had probably 100 different flavours. I walked up and down the long line of ice cream tubs, ummed and ahhed a bit, then chose vanilla. My aunt was fecking furious. She still brings it up to this day. The same person I'm talking about went into Dairy Queen last week and asked for a vanilla blizzard (a superior equivalent of the McFlurry), i.e. one with nothing in it. Twice the price of a standard cone specifically designed for boring people like her. Skor through ice cream is f***ing brilliant though. Must be their equivalent of Daim / Dime. Eta: I was rather impressed with the concept of the giant ice cream cakes. Like, birthday cakes but made of ice cream. Edited September 25, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 The same person I'm talking about went into Dairy Queen last week and asked for a vanilla blizzard (a superior equivalent of the McFlurry), i.e. one with nothing in it. Twice the price of a standard specifically designed for boring people like her. Skor through ice cream is f***ing brilliant though. Must be their equivalent of Daim / Dime. I never realised ice cream was so technical?! Then again I lift and am svelt #diet #nocarbsaftersix #dece 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I never realised ice cream was so technical?! Then again I lift and am svelt #diet #nocarbsaftersix #dece You're not a DECE boi m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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