stumigoo Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 I've never once used or heard the term weapon, being used in that context. Consider yourself enlightened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 I need to go to Qatar in January. Champions Sports Bar at Marriott Hotel, City Center best for football and happy hour 5-7 but be warned smoking is not banned in bars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Glasgow City Council and their refusal to do anything about the lake that forms on Great Western Road (across the road from Gartnavel) any time there is any rain whatsoever. I always thought the Pond Hotel was named after Bingham's Pond, but maybe not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 when do we get to drop e as a prefix for example e-briefing and e-newsletter. everybody gets their info electronically now, it is the norm so can we drop the e now. (lol) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 when do we get to drop e as a prefix for example e-briefing and e-newsletter. everybody gets their info electronically now, it is the norm so can we drop the e now. (lol) Can we keep it for e-mail? Don't fancy telling the wife about the mail I had at work. Especially if she wasn't surprised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 im afraid not. emails will henceforth be known as mail. physical mail will be known as post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 im afraid not. emails will henceforth be known as mail. physical mail will be known as post.amen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Man up fatty! If yer wife gets wide, chin her. U nd to b man in the hs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 How old can you hold one of them for? It depends if you have a younger brother who looks like you or not. Whatever you do, don't look at what you could have saved by splitting your ticket between intermediate stations. It will only annoy you even more. I got to Queen Street station and decided to chance it on the train. Presented my ticket, with my thumb covering the "Y-P" bit on the ticket. Got away with it. So quite relieved about that but know I won't get so lucky again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Random one; when people can't close a door properly, and spend ages opening it and closing it. Infuriates me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Is e-bola ok? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 (edited) Being in zombie mode due to nightshift Too much wanking over King Kebab's GIFs? Edit: aw, pish. Should've realised someone else would've taken advantage of that particular open goal. Edited October 19, 2014 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 The dictionary definition of "compete" is "to take part in a contest". Contest is "engage in a competition to gain supremacy or power" Even if the result itself is pre-determined, the wrestlers still have to compete against each other to get that result in their favour by showing throughout these matches and behind the scenes they have the skill and talent to be worthy of winning matches. The wrestling's fake, but the office politics are real I understand that marrying the CEO's daughter helps too. Maybe Messi can try slipping one to Sepp Blatter's relatives in order to get that elusive World Cup winner's medal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 I need to go to Qatar in January. Are you murdering the wife before or after Christmas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 It's used all the time by the young folk of Dundee. As a teacher I get lessons in all of the yoof language and I can confirm that 'weapon' (sometimes 'wep' ) is used to describe someone who is a bit of alright. WTF? I officially hate children. Who am I kidding? I hated them even when I was one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 im afraid not. emails will henceforth be known as mail. physical mail will be known as post. Apropos of nowt, there was a lassie in my college class (back when mail was called e-mail) who would accidentally ( ) type 'hotmail.com' as 'hotmale.com'. Cue regular hilarity when her screen was filled with gay porn popups. hotmial.com was another good one; viruses everywhere and a good bollocking from the network tech. But only if she'd been very, very good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Man up fatty! If yer wife gets wide, chin her. U nd to b man in the hs. Alright, I got the first half this time, but there's something wrong with your keyboard. Something about a doberman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Random one; when people can't close a door properly, and spend ages opening it and closing it. Infuriates me. Also, folk who once lived somewhere with a sticky door, and spend the rest of their lives slamming every door they meet as hard as they can. Especially good if they manage to catch your fingers while doing so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 During. It's her present this year. You old romantic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Taylor Swift's face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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