Scary Bear Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Happy Christmas, Scary Beary. Aye, Merry Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 That's a disgusting picture to put up. That poor beagle. You could have given it a spliff, or a cigar at the very least. It's 'Chrimbo' for fuxake! Agreed. Should have photoshopped a Santa hat on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Happy Xmas Scary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Know that feeling. After 4mths of not working, longest period in about 20years. Gave up pn office work. Trained to be a bus driver. Day I passed my test an interview had been for got back to me with immediate start. Due to shifts etc have gone back for office admin job. Wait for months for a job and two come along at once........... Ironically a bit like buses. Absolutely scunnered. I had a belter of a Sat, Sun and Mon before returning to work last night. It took only 5 hours of my shift before my enthusiasm was completely drained. Don't think I spoke 10 words after 3.30am. I don't particularly enjoy my job, but it reasonablr(for me) dosh and is flexible around my football commitments. It looks like the flexability is about to evaporate meaning I'll be looking to change my job. You've been relatively unhappy with your job for ages now so at least this will give you the motivation to look for a new one. I doubt you're going to get as cushty a job as you currently have in terms of flexibility, ever, but you'd still be able to find a job which give you at least weekends off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I'll have spent 5 hours today driving about Scotland. I've just got out the car after 2 and a half hours and couldn't feel my left arse cheek!! Still needs doing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I've just got out the car after 2 and a half hours and couldn't feel my left arse cheek!! Still needs doing! I don't think I'd feel satisfied pumping your arse unless I knew you could feel it tbh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Vending machines which do not automatically return your change in an attempt to buy more shite from them. or fancy vending machines (with parts which may have previously assembled cars) that take an eternity to give you a bottle of juice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 or fancy vending machines (with parts which may have previously assembled cars) that take an eternity to give you a bottle of juice. There used to be a fancy one at Bells sport centre where you could get two for the price of one if you blocked it with your hand. Those were the days. My PTTGOY: got crashed into yesterday and it looks like my beautiful wee car might be a write off. I also lost my student card on Tuesday night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I'll have spent 5 hours today driving about Scotland. I've just got out the car after 2 and a half hours and couldn't feel my left arse cheek!! Why, what's wrong with your hands? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) Happy Xmas Scary See, written down, it's not quite as annoying. It doesn't induce the same rage that hearing it does, but it's still not nice. Happy New Year, when it comes.That "when it comes" thing is also getting old. Just say "Merry Christmas". I know it's not Christmas yet, but so f**k. It's that Christmasy time, and I'm okay with the Merry Christmas thing before Christmas. Just not Happy Christmas. Happy Holidays just means you should move to the USA as you're a screaming c**t. Edited December 18, 2014 by Scary Bear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I prefer the sound of "Merry Christmas" but I can honestly say I've never said nor will I ever say "Have a Merry Christmas". There's something a bit 'cringey' to it said in that context for me. I rarely say "Have a Happy Xmas" either it must be said. I tend to generally say "Have a Nice Xmas". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 See, written down, it's not quite as annoying. It doesn't induce the same rage that hearing it does, but it's still not nice. Happy New Year, when it comes. That "when it comes" thing is also getting old. Just say "Merry Christmas". I know it's not Christmas yet, but so f**k. It's that Christmasy time, and I'm okay with the Merry Christmas thing before Christmas. Just not Happy Christmas. Happy Holidays just means you should move to the USA as you're a screaming c**t. I am not a screaming cnut, thank you very much I am also a traditionalist saying, and writing, "Merry Christmas" So, happy Hanukkah to you Scary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 On the topic of using shite replacements for words, just what the f**k is 'holibobs' or 'holibags' all about? What's wrong with saying 'holiday' (or holidays)?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 On the topic of using shite replacements for words, just what the f**k is 'holibobs' or 'holibags' all about? What's wrong with saying 'holiday' (or holidays)?! I couldn't agree more. The vermin who use these words should be taken outside and mown down in a hail of automatic machine gun fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Holibobs not holibags you peasant. It could go either way tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Chippy pizzas. If you like pizza, why would you buy one from a chippy? They all taste the same no matter which chippy they come from. And they don't taste like pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Chippy pizzas. If you like pizza, why would you buy one from a chippy? They all taste the same no matter which chippy they come from. And they don't taste like pizza. I admire your research ethic, SP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 That smug waiter p***k on the Lavazza advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 That smug waiter p***k on the Lavazza advert. On a similar theme. Whoever the smug sounding p***k is who does the Audi adverts on the radio 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 On a similar theme. Whoever the smug sounding p***k is who does the Audi adverts on the radio I'd have thought you'd be more concerned with losing out to Tedi for Rangers Best Poster 2015. Tedi?! Just let that sink in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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