Jump to content

Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...


Recommended Posts

Does anyone else's bollocks ache when they have the cold or is it just me?

:(

Your glands ache when you have the 'flu, which includes your nads. Note that I said glands, not glans. Throbber's got a cure for that kind of ache.

Happened to Tom Hanks at the end of Philadelphia IIRC.

Oh, scrub that last bit, that's my answer too :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

What the hell did I start. :lol:

Anyway I like my iPhone. I was not off today. I was out the office working and no none of my friends or family have the correct up to date charging cable. Even more annoying was I went to buy one in Tesco and they had sold out. :(

Why didn't you fire in to the pound shop?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Got a £280 tax rebate last week and won £50 on a coupon last night. Had already spent it in my head. Today my car had its MOT. Failed on 4 things. I know nothing about cars but I'm presuming I'll see none of the money. Sake.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Woke up at about 3am, on the verge of being sick. A wee bit of sick was actually coming up into my mouth and I had some kind of panic attack or something and couldnt breathe.

Near shat myself. Never had that before.

Semi-final fear ;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Woke up at about 3am, on the verge of being sick. A wee bit of sick was actually coming up into my mouth and I had some kind of panic attack or something and couldnt breathe.

Near shat myself. Never had that before.

I have.....I remember a couple of years back I was suffering from constipation so I bought the chocolate laxative and mis-read "segment" for "bar"......woke up just in time to get my arse on the pan before the explosion!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Fooking robbing dirty b*****ding council - we own our own home yet, getting a company in to remove load bearing wall and put in appropriate beam yet we still need to pay for a building warrant!!! Bunch of p***ks!!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The old guy's performance on Countdown this afternoon - I'm still seething about it 4 hours later.

■Taking an eternity to pick a vowel or a consonant like it was the hardest decisions he's ever had to make.

■Twice thinking he had finished picking all of said letters when he still had one to pick.

■Three words that he constructed didn't even have the letters on the fucking board.

■His opponent won one of the word games with a four letter word for fucks sake!

■In the two numbers games he said he had a figure which he failed to explain how he arrived at that number both times.

I honestly think the actual contestant fell ill and they pulled this silly old c**t of the street. Easily the worst attempt at anything I have ever seen in my life.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The old guy's performance on Countdown this afternoon - I'm still seething about it 4 hours later.

■Taking an eternity to pick a vowel or a consonant like it was the hardest decisions he's ever had to make.

■Twice thinking he had finished picking all of said letters when he still had one to pick.

■Three words that he constructed didn't even have the letters on the fucking board.

■His opponent won one of the word games with a four letter word for fucks sake!

■In the two numbers games he said he had a figure which he failed to explain how he arrived at that number both times.

I honestly think the actual contestant fell ill and they pulled this silly old c**t of the street. Easily the worst attempt at anything I have ever seen in my life.

My head would turn to mush as well if Rachel Riley was strutting about in front of me.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...