DA Baracus Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 FFS cheer up m9. m9? And I refuse to believe you would be pleased with an old cunto whistling an irritating tune over and over. And over. And fucking over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Writing a report on cavitation and I come up with a witty title (Beware, The Bubble's Burst!), then the lecturer tells me I'm not taking it seriously enough #noswag Just had to Google what 'Cavitation' is. Your title was good. Your lecturer sounds like a joyless husk of a person with a soul suffering from cavitation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I thought I was traversing the depths of despair and a chasm of irritation as I heard an old man whistling in the uniquely annoying manner only their ilk can. It was a short tune repeated over and over. And fucking over. You see I was on the bus and I feared this dusty old c**t had got on and was to torment me for the whole journey. Luckily it transpired that he was just at the bus stop (where the bus had stopped) and the relief broke upon me like a tsunami when the doors closed and it pulled away. But it was a close one. ^^^Bus w****r 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Just had to Google what 'Cavitation' is. Your title was good. Your lecturer sounds like a joyless husk of a person with a soul suffering from cavitation. Something to do with airplanes i think 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 At uni I wrote a report on fission reactions in power stations. One of the references I cited was "Fly Fission" by JR Hartley. To be fair, the guy marking it said he would have given me an extra mark if I'd quoted it in the text. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I feel like I have absolutely nothing to look forward to just now. Whit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 When anyone from the British isles says 'asshole' as opposed to 'arsehole'. When it's typed it's even worse. It sounds like an American kid saying his first swear word. On a similar level, when Scottish people say 'shit' rather than 'shite'. I also hate it when it's emphasised in an English accent, e.g. shouts lile "your support is f***ing shit!". It just sounds utterly shite imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Back to the zero spacial awareness people. ..... Walked away from bar to toilet. Left pint and paper on bar. Plenty of space at bar and you come back and some muppet is getting served exactly where your drink is......when get to bar, have a look. If you see pint and paper assume someone in toilet or out for smoke and stand somewhere else - Ya Bam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Finishing a gorgeous bacon sandwich, but there's no more bacon to make another one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Finishing a gorgeous bacon sandwich, but there's no more bacon to make another one. Sounds similar to pmksd (post mixed kebab stress disorder) that I suffer from 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Sounds similar to pmksd (post mixed kebab stress disorder) that I suffer fromI'm waiting for a tandoori mixed grill being delivered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I'm waiting for a tandoori mixed grill being delivered. Aren't we all, aren't we all.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Finishing a gorgeous bacon sandwich, but there's no more bacon to make another one. I forgot to pick up bacon when I did the shopping just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 What is it the makes people like this? Who are you trying to impress ffs. The boss. "Look Sir! I was on time today, Sir! D.A.F.C.'s been bad, Sir, can I have his shifts please Sir?" I'm sorry to say the only solution is murder. My thoughts are with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I'm waiting for a tandoori mixed grill being delivered. I ken you're not down with the PC lobby, Sarge, but that's no way to refer to your Punjabi escorts. Show some respect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 5th of March would do me! I'm only after an MOT but they insist that you can't make appointments in advance and that you phone on the day.........can see why people like myself that are generally in good health don't fcuking bother! That's pretty common these days. Stretched resources 'n' that. I think it helps with people not showing up to longstanding appointments too, which is a big problem for them. Seems to work pretty well at our surgery, so long as you don't mind which doctor you see, but we're pretty lucky in that all of our GPs are good c***s. I've been registered at surgeries before when there was one doctor who was worth seeing, but you'd try and dinghy the others even if you'd just had your leg hacked off. My favourite was the weirdo who would literally yell at everyone for being overweight, no matter the complaint or whether or not they were actually fat. You could hear the mentalist through the walls in the waiting room. He eventually disappeared when it turned out he'd been asking the female patients out on dates. I know this because he apparently gave my mother a lecture about how he'd been told to break off his romantic relationships with patients, and that she was going to have to see one of the other doctors from then on as she'd been one of them. He'd never even propositioned her, but obviously couldn't remember who he'd been seeing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 When teams don't leave any players on the edge of the box at corners/set peices 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Finishing a gorgeous bacon sandwich, but there's no more bacon to make another one.I had two earlier, with a slice of cheese and lashings of broon sauce. Lovely stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Playing frustration earlier and getting beaten by my 4 year old son. Not just him luckily getting his 4 wee guys to their finishing post but the fact he clearly played a calculated game by eliminating my characters as he went round the board before smugly proclaiming 'YAAAAAAAS AM THE WINNER AND YOU'RE RUBBISH'. 4 games played and I didn't win a single one. Absolutely f**king raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Playing frustration earlier and getting beaten by my 4 year old son. Not just him luckily getting his 4 wee guys to their finishing post but the fact he clearly played a calculated game by eliminating my characters as he went round the board before smugly proclaiming 'YAAAAAAAS AM THE WINNER AND YOU'RE RUBBISH'. 4 games played and I didn't win a single one. Absolutely f**king raging. My son's a genius thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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