welshbairn Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 They're short on hairdressers down under? These Aussie mullets don't cut themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 (edited) He is Chinese, you massive lacist. (possibly; I dunno) Speaking of which, I recently learned that 'Mao' means 'Cat' in Mandarin, which is fairly obvious if you think about it. It does, however, mean that Mao Tse Tung was actually Chairman Cat, or possibly Top Cat, which I find fucking hilarious for some reason. No wonder Officer Dibble was always after him. 'Mao' has dozens of meanings in Chinese. He was certainly not 'Chairman Cat', though he was a complete pussy! Edited March 26, 2015 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Sent our out of hours team an email asking them to carry out some config changes on a customers router that they'd asked for last night. Came in this morning to a snippy email saying that if I wanted them to carry out changes I should have scripted them and attached them to the email. I'm sorry, you mean the changes I spent all afternoon scripting and attached to the email I sent you, you utter fucking dolt? Now I have to explain to the customer why it's not been done without using the words "our OOH team are fucking morons". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Absolutely cunted with some form of flu/cold. An evening of takeaway curry and football manager is on the cards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Sent our out of hours team an email asking them to carry out some config changes on a customers router that they'd asked for last night. Came in this morning to a snippy email saying that if I wanted them to carry out changes I should have scripted them and attached them to the email. I'm sorry, you mean the changes I spent all afternoon scripting and attached to the email I sent you, you utter fucking dolt? Now I have to explain to the customer why it's not been done without using the words "our OOH team are fucking morons". I sense a terse email cc'd to someone's boss in the offing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I sense a terse email cc'd to someone's boss in the offing. Bcc'd I'm a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Someone put the word "ain't" in their MBA dissertation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Someone put the word "ain't" in their MBA dissertation. Was reading one of my pals project proposals and instead of "convenience sampling", they wrote "convenient sampling"; absolutely boiled my piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Advertising for a vacancy at work. All the details are in the ad about relevant experience, qualifications, skills, equipment, how to apply (CV and covering letter by email only) etc etc. This morning I have had two separate emails from utter morons. Moron the first emailed to say "would this job be suitable for someone with my experience?". As I'm not a mindreader, nor did they even go so far as to attach their CV to their bizarre email, I have no idea. I simply emailed back saying "details for requirements are in the advert". Moron the second emailed to say "just finished working with X company, now looking for work". That was it. No covering letter, no CV, no contact details, not even a hello to begin the email. Some people are too stupid to function. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Just went to Tesco there to get a couple of essentials. The wifie was beeping the things through the checkout when she stops, looks at me and says "You know, that tie doesnt really go with that shirt. You need a plain tie". As correct as she was, I thought, you cheeky bitch. An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Englishwoman, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub. The doorman stops them and says sorry i cant let you in without a Thai. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 ^ reported for racism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 a Scottish Oh no, that won't do at all And why is the English person specifically a woman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 ^ reported for sexism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 ^ reported for sexism I'm not the one who specifically excluded English men from the joke. Rights for Englishmen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 (edited) Oh no, that won't do at all And why is the English person specifically a woman? More to the point, how the f**k did you notice that in that epic list?And yes, I am an organ donor. Eta: And what was your wife doing going out with all those guys? lol Edited March 26, 2015 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 More to the point, how the f**k did you notice that in that epic list? And yes, I am an organ donor. Eta: And what was your wife doing going out with all those guys? lol 1. Eyes like a hawk, me. 2. Good, good. We should all do our bit for the starving. 3. Mine's American, but that's a good point. This could well be the first attempt at a United Nations-themed gangbang 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 As an English woman, I'm rather disturbed by this turn of events. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Just went to Tesco there to get a couple of essentials. The wifie was beeping the things through the checkout when she stops, looks at me and says "You know, that tie doesnt really go with that shirt. You need a plain tie". As correct as she was, I thought, you cheeky bitch. You were a shirt and tie combo to Tescos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Both require a bit of work, but are delicious when done right. Liver in particular is like nothing else, but can give you the boak easily Wonder how many folk who turn green at the thought of offal will happily eat them in burgers and sausage, along with balls, rectum, and other bits swept up from the slaughterhouse floor the infamous "includes mechanically recovered meat" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 You were a shirt and tie combo to Tescos? When was he a shirt and tie....This is all very abstract. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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