Shotgun Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 What's heroic about losing your leg in a fucking tobogganing accident? Agreeance. It also raises the questions, "Why the f**k does the Army even have a skeleton-bob team? How exactly is that "Keeping us safe"? There was a lad in my home town who was invalided out of the army in a wheelchair. Every got all teary-eyed about him being a brave war-hero, which neatly avoided the inconvenience of acknowledging the real reason for him being paralyzed. Returning to base, drunk as a skunk, after a night out on the lash, he'd rolled his car off the road. Oh, he also killed a local in the process. God bless our heroes, aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Lane discipline from drivers here. It's fuucking awful, nearly sideswiped 3 times today, twice by artics, once by some mum in a SUV the size of a house! You have to say where 'here' is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 You have to say where 'here' is "here" is where I am, obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 He means there. Not here. Wear? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Wear? There 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Dr. Seuss told us that from there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. I don't think he said anything about SUVs though, so I'm not sure what to believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 "here" is where I am, obviously. Aye they big lorries and wummin in 4x4 are a right b*****d. Was yer keyboard jolted? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yes, yes it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 There On the stairs, right there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 A little mouse with clogs on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 A little mouse with clogs on? f**k the Dutch mice stealing jobs from good Scottish mice and going "Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair" when we all ken they should wear baffies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 This time of day. I've just finished work, am heading home on the bus and want P&B to entertain me. But all you UK based feckers are still asleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 This time of day. I've just finished work, am heading home on the bus and want P&B to entertain me. But all you UK based feckers are still asleep Go on to bestgore.com - there's a few videos on there to keep you entertained until all these lazy c***s get up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Day off today, switched the alarm off, and still woke up at 5.40 Am. f**k you, body clock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 This time of day. I've just finished work, am heading home on the bus and want P&B to entertain me. But all you UK based feckers are still asleep They change the clock this weekend then we do over the Easter weekend so they should wide awake then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Folk hanging bed sheets in public places with birthday messages on them. f**k off, ya clatty minks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Especially when the messages are written in "brown ink". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 They've even got the nerve to put the c**t on the front cover with his fat cheeked child and strangely spread toed wife. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1427409167.569666.jpg I think they've given her a big wooden foot as well to even things up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Day off today, switched the alarm off, and still woke up at 5.40 Am. f**k you, body clock.Throw your wife out the house at 10 to 5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Hijack the bus for a laugh and keep us updated.Didn't you once say that to a Germanwings pilot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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