HMFC Mitchy Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I hate Mr Bull. DIG UP THE ROOOOAAAADDDD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 People who refer to themselves in the first person 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'm crying inside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Yer maws glaikit as well. In fairness so was the girl I slept with, she was a half two you'll do. Wait a minute...this isn't your wife you're referring to, is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'm crying inside. Have Skechers shut down or something? Wouldn't have thought they'd have been your style, Zenny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I've brushed my teeth 10Mins ago and now I'm starving and want to make some toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I've brushed my teeth 10Mins ago and now I'm starving and want to make some toast. Just stick 'em back in the Steradent when you're done and they ought to be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orlandoblue Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 People who fart and then say "twist" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 People who fart and then say "twist" It's wonderful as are a lot of other shitty 'banter' sayings if you do it in a sort of Steve McLaren Dutch accent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Scottish Power. Shower of c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I have never heard anyone say this post fart. Nor me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 People who fart and then say "twist" More tea vicar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 People who fart and then say "twist" Tourettes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Tourettes? Anus licking syphallitic erupting c**t bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Anus licking syphallitic erupting c**t bag. Haw, I've never had syphilis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Haw, I've never had syphilis. Tobycats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Tobycats You people stop whooshing me when I'm sick, dammit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I've discovered, to my disgust, that my wife bought a thick loaf rather than a medium one. Is this grounds for divorce? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Naw, it's grounds for a fat sandwich. With extra bacon and sauce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 f**k off, if you don't replace the bread (medium cut) for tattie waffles you're doing it wrong. I'm now considering a pepperoni pizza for breakfast due to LoafGate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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