tinkerbelle Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 People who park tight to your car in the next bay at supermarket car parks, or any big car park, when there are lines of other empty bays they could have parked in. Even worse when they get out and bang their door against your car. My car has had more bangs than Jordon. I reckon you could park a car anywhere in an empty car park and guaranteed somebody will park next to you. Think it's called safety in numbers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 My car has had more bangs than Jordon. I reckon you could park a car anywhere in an empty car park and guaranteed somebody will park next to you. Think it's called safety in numbers. A great way to freak people out is to employ this same strategy on public transport. For example, if you walk onto a bus and find it empty but for one passenger, take the empty aisle seat beside them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I have to get through 8 hours of work before I can start drinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I have to get through 8 hours of work before I can start drinking. Technically you don't have to. You could sneak a few beers at work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Technically you don't have to. You could sneak a few beers at work I knew a guy who bought a flask for work purely because it easily accommodated a full tin of special brew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I knew a guy who bought a flask for work purely because it easily accommodated a full tin of special brew. 'Knew a guy'. It was clearly you. In fact I bet you're shitfaced right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I knew a guy who bought a flask for work purely because it easily accommodated a full tin of special brew. Fucking bus drivers.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Fucking bus drivers.. Nah you're alright m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I need to get through another 1 hour, 28 minutes before i can start drinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I need to get through another 1 hour, 28 minutes before i can start drinking. I can help here, we can pretend it's a relay race. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Nah you're alright m8 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1440782314.783706.jpg Not even give her the stinky pinky with yours 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 'Knew a guy'. It was clearly you. In fact I bet you're shitfaced right now. Get the tin with the 33 1/2% extra free and you can get some on your cornflakes and still fill the flask. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysouth Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Folk who think a seagull getting shot is animal cruelty! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Live next to a pub and it's the Brechin music fest this weekend. Noisy hoors need to calm it down, I'm trying to watch Rick Stein. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Creamfields Is anyone that's not a complete scheme goblin going to this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Creamfields Is anyone that's not a complete scheme goblin going to this? I'd have put money on you being there if the above is the criteria, TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) Just finished Gossip Girl and now I feel lost. ETA not lost as in the TV show. That was rubbish. Edited August 28, 2015 by kev23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I know that feeling I watched the last one the other day and I just wanna know how chucks doing in life. It's been an emotional roller coaster for me not having it too watch anymore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Creamfields Is anyone that's not a complete scheme goblin going to this? Burd I went to school with is there the now. 320 second snapchat video already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 People that refer to things in life as "goals" such as #travelgoals #relationshipgoals #foodgoals etc. f**k your goals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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