Sergeant Wilson Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 I've hurt me lower back.There's not much right with you these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 There's not much right with you these days. Feel about a hunner year old, Sarn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Feel about a hunner year old, Sarn't.Welcome to my world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 The combination of being on a coach, being thirsty, having a ten pack of cold beer in your bag and being unable to drink any of it for at least three hours. Now I know what dogs feel like when a whole night of Come Dine With Me is on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Open one, what will they do, kick you off? Hitchhike pished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 The combination of being on a coach, being thirsty, having a ten pack of cold beer in your bag and being unable to drink any of it for at least three hours. Now I know what dogs feel like when a whole night of Come Dine With Me is on. WTF? Get the cans opened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 The combination of being on a coach, being thirsty, having a ten pack of cold beer in your bag and being unable to drink any of it for at least three hours. Now I know what dogs feel like when a whole night of Come Dine With Me is on. Get one of the passengers to drive for a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 (edited) The combination of being on a coach, being thirsty, having a ten pack of cold beer in your bag and being unable to drink any of it for at least three hours. Now I know what dogs feel like when a whole night of Come Dine With Me is on. Did you see the news about that coach crash in France? Nasty business. Edited October 23, 2015 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 (edited) Open one, what will they do, kick you off? Hitchhike pished. I had to hitch-hike 60 miles a few weeks ago after I overshot my train stop, (coincidentally?) as I was enjoying beer and the company of some girl who felt the need to engage me in polite yet surprisingly interesting conversation. That was in the day light of course. The only way I'll get folk to stop for me now is to dress up as a deer by the side of the road. That said, if ever there'll be a chance of buying a deer costume, the run up to Halloween is the best I'll get. Most shop's will be closed though*, so I'd better wait half an hour for peace of mind. *Tesco Extra could potentially be a decent shout actually. Edited October 23, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Having to send drinks back in a bar because they're the complete opposite from what was ordered. Get it right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 My cousin is getting married in August next year. I just booked a room at the venue......................£200 a night! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 (edited) Having to send drinks back in a bar because they're the complete opposite from what was ordered. Get it right. Nothing worse than being served a coke and vodka when you clearly asked for a vodka and coke. My cousin is getting married in August next year. I just booked a room at the venue......................£200 a night! Just wait until you get the email telling you that you could have saved a whack by using a wedding event discount code. Edited October 23, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 The absolute clusterfuck of sycophants falling over themselves to big up Adele today on Radio 1. Biggest star in the world was one of the comments, really don't see the point of radio one anymore. They just say they like everything and everyone, no real thought or feelings from any presenter whatsoever. Just once can they not say they don't like something? Nope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Couple of people on my farcebook liked her picture yesterday, might be related. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 The absolute clusterfuck of sycophants falling over themselves to big up Adele today on Radio 1. Biggest star in the world was one of the comments, really don't see the point of radio one anymore. They just say they like everything and everyone, no real thought or feelings from any presenter whatsoever. Just once can they not say they don't like something? Nope. They're probably not giving the DJ's as much leeway as they used to for some reason or other... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 My cousin is getting married in August next year. I just booked a room at the venue......................£200 a night! I'd be wanting a goblin teasmaid for that money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 I'd be wanting a goblin teasmaid for that money. I don't think they're allowed to offer "extras". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 I'd be wanting a goblin teasmaid for that money. Well hopefully my extravagance is rewarded by rattling one of her pals all over my luxury room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Jamie Oliver. Just f**k off ya middle class dickhead! I love sugar, taxing it isn't going to stop me buying it, it's just going to cost me more ya w**k! It's as thick as the SNP wanting to make minimum alcohol prices; charging folk more money won't solve the problem! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Hangovers. I only had 3 pints and a couple of fishbowls last night yet I'm still hanging by a thread at 10pm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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