19QOS19 Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Glenn Hoddle Stop watching him then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Stop watching him then Tell ITV to stop employing the c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Threads like "what are you having for tea tonight?" . Dear God.............. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Threads like "what are you having for tea tonight?" . Dear God.............. cheer up, ffs!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Going through the barriers at train stations, The idiots who think you have to wait till the barrier fully closes after someone has gone through before they can insert their ticket to open the barrier again. Someone goes through, just put your ticket in, the barrier will just stay open and you can go through, this waiting may only be a couple of seconds but just grates as you stand there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Woke up this morning to water dripping through my lightbulb. This was twenty minutes ago, and it's still going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Just killed a motherfucking wasp in my office. In mid-November. Not the first time one of the stripey b*****ds has emerged from the ceiling lights at a weird time of year for them. I'm convinced there's a nest somewhere in the ceiling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Woke up this morning to water dripping through my lightbulb. This was twenty minutes ago, and it's still going. Turn it on. The heat will dry it out. Do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I have been doing a lot of deliveries around the Glasgow and central belt area over the last week. I cannot believe what I am seeing on the roads in difficult conditions. Vehicles tanking along a few feet from the car in front on soaking roads. I have seen numerous shunts and near misses. This morning on the outskirts of Stirling I pulled over to let an ambulance by , it had blues and twos going, the big 4x4 behind me then tried to pass the ambulance gave it a right blasting. God knows what will happen in the ice and snow.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Woke up this morning to water dripping through my lightbulb. This was twenty minutes ago, and it's still going. What sort of degenerate wakes up at 11.01am on a Wednesday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 A lucky one? True - I don't think I've had the luxury of being in my bed later than about 8am since around 1999. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Turn it on. The heat will dry it out. Do it. The boy that came up to look at it said to put the heating on to dry it out before he replaces it on Friday. What sort of degenerate wakes up at 11.01am on a Wednesday?I wasn't entirely truthful: I woke up at half ten. The sudden dripping noise is what got me out of bed. A lucky one?That too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 True - I don't think I've had the luxury of being in my bed later than about 8am since around 1999. ^^^Lifer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Going through the barriers at train stations, The idiots who think you have to wait till the barrier fully closes after someone has gone through before they can insert their ticket to open the barrier again. Someone goes through, just put your ticket in, the barrier will just stay open and you can go through, this waiting may only be a couple of seconds but just grates as you stand there. Never knew this; you should tell more people. Knowing technology, I'd be assuming that it would happily take my ticket, then close after the time allotted for the last guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 After a one off boozy weekend and eating utter crap for 3 days mostly, my arse had heavy bleedage on Monday. I think something has been torn as it's still painful to sit and i nearly cried at the smallest withdrawal earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 After a one off boozy weekend and eating utter crap for 3 days mostly, my arse had heavy bleedage on Monday. I think something has been torn as it's still painful to sit and i nearly cried at the smallest withdrawal earlier. I think that there's something else you want to tell us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Aye...you didn't pass out at any point, did you? Always keep an eye on your drink, m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 After a one off boozy weekend and eating utter crap for 3 days mostly, my arse had heavy bleedage on Monday. I think something has been torn as it's still painful to sit and i nearly cried at the smallest withdrawal earlier. Bleedage, maybe aye. Heavy Bleedage?! Bad Aids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 After a one off boozy weekend and eating utter crap for 3 days mostly, my arse had heavy bleedage on Monday. I think something has been torn as it's still painful to sit and i nearly cried at the smallest withdrawal earlier. You've either got what is called an anal fissure or you've been raped by someone with cheese grater foil wrapped around his cock. Either way get down to the doctor and get some concentrated steroid/cortisone cream and shove it up your arse. Sorts it amazingly quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I always thought Anal Fissure sounded like Carrie's younger, dirtier sister. Anyway, what WB said. So a friend told me. A friend called WelshBairn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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