Dee Man Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Australian chocolate is shite. Tastes stale. O/T but why don't you have a team on your profile? Who is it? Who's your team Miguel, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 O/T but why don't you have a team on your profile? Who is it? Who's your team Miguel, eh?Southend United 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Saturday night MOTD the host and guests are usually dressed quite formal and dapper, then the Sunday night they look like they're just out the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Saturday night MOTD the host and guests are usually dressed quite formal and dapper, then the Sunday night they look like they're just out the pub. Someone needs to ask Danny Murphy if he realises he's wearing a grey denim shirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Does the chocolate taste different in Oz because they add shit to it to stop it from melting so easily or is that an urban myth? I can't remember eating any chocolate when I was there so I can't answer my own question.That's what I was told as well. Is it true no idea but it does taste different. It's not as good as UK chocolate but after a time you get used to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 We use poop with the wee man. He started giggling at the word. It's a strange word. Your mouth does the shape of your rusty sherrifs badge when saying it.. There's a line in Despicable Me where one of the characters finds himself stranded on the moon and says "Oh poop!". My son watches that film all the time. He woke up at 3am today and came into our bed and went back to sleep, just as I was dozing off he said, loudly, in his sleep "Oh poop!". Near pished myself laughing. When he came into the room initially last night he was still half sleeping and saying odd wee sentences of disjointed stuff and one of the things he said was "stinky mummy" which had me in knots and I too decided to say it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbes20silkcut Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Stopped in past the local Tesco for lunch with missus, I was already in a bad mood with the wife , And we were next in line at till when one of the cafe staff came up to till with a plate of food, a turkey Xmas meal, and then tries to find the person who ordered it, no one claims it as she goes round the whole cafe, Eventually she comes back round to the till to which the old bint stood in front of me, at till, pipes up its hers despite nae saying anything first time round stupid bitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Stopped in past the local Tesco for lunch with missus, I was already in a bad mood with the wife , And we were next in line at till when one of the cafe staff came up to till with a plate of food, a turkey Xmas meal, and then tries to find the person who ordered it, no one claims it as she goes round the whole cafe, Eventually she comes back round to the till to which the old bint stood in front of me, at till, pipes up its hers despite nae saying anything first time round stupid bitch Did you go up behind her and smash her face into the food, like that boy in Eastenders did to his wife back in the day when she said she didn't like gravy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 People using apostrophes when writing the plural of a word. That really annoy's me as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Stopped in past the local Tesco for lunch with missus,You know how to live! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Some c**t on the train is sitting in the luggage rack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Some c**t on the train is sitting in the luggage rack. Even more annoying when do it on any First Bus. Typically as they seem to think it's ok to crush my bag in the process. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Some c**t on the train is sitting in the luggage rack. The one by the doors or the ones that run the length of the carriages, overhead? Always wondered if the latter could be used as a bunk on longer journeys seeing as only Caley Sleepers have the berths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 The one by the doors or the ones that run the length of the carriages, overhead? Always wondered if the latter could be used as a bunk on longer journeys seeing as only Caley Sleepers have the berths. If he was on the overhead I could grudgingly respect his #bantz. There are seats available. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 (edited) If he was on the overhead I could grudgingly respect his #bantz. There are seats available. Maybe he only uses side-facing 'seats', similar to a wifey I encountered the other week who asked me if I could swap seats with her as she hated travelling backwards. I said no (like I'm giving up a table seat) and she stood in the aisle to face forward instead, getting in the way of the trolley, folk heading for the loo etc. for the best part of half an hour. This country should have a cull. Edited November 30, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Had to put up a Christmas tree in work today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 When on University Challenge, instead of saying what they are studying, they say they are 'reading' the subject. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Had to put up a Christmas tree in work today. Was it sore? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Anyone going to visit my sister in law in Brisbane has to take proper chocolate with them.Will keep that in mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 You only 'study' at the University of Life. Or Napier. Harsh. But fair. That Napier went right down hill after I left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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