Lisa Cuddy Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Fucking washing machine is on the blink. Kick her arse and tell her to buck her ideas up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 £2.75 for a bottle of Budweiser. f**k off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Kick her arse and tell her to buck her ideas up. Come on, that's a bit harsh, she's only 8 months old! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Come on, that's a bit harsh, she's only 8 months old! Oh, THAT one. Just don't give her any supper until she starts earning her keep. Kids today, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Going to my mates tomorrow night, but no-one wanting to chip in for beer. Sad times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Twice in the last few Sundays around 6.30pm I've found myself flicking through the freeview channels as 6 music is mince at that time (Stuart Maconie's freak zone- bugger off). So I've ended up listening to the charts on radio 1 to try and increase my popular culture knowledge. On both occasions they've played out the "oooh, who's going to be #1" which is fair enough, it's part of what a chart show is about- but on both occasions the artist in question is already in the studio while they play the last few records(Pixie Lott last time and Chipmunk today). Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose? They're hardly going to bring them in and say "actually, you're #3- nae joy". On a side note, Chipmunk sounds like a complete bellend. I had to mute when he was speaking. His song's not much to my taste either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 They're hardly going to bring them in and say "actually, you're #3- nae joy". They actually did, man, It happened to 'Sugababes' a couple of weeks back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I am moving flats at the end of the month and about 3 weeks ago I told the solicitors I was having problems with the boiler in the current property. They said they would send someone round to fix it. So far no one has been round so I have unreliable supplies of hot water and virtually no central heating. What irritates me is that apparently there was also a flat inspection carried out at the end of September that they never told me about. Not a problem as the flat is tidy enough and no problems were found but I would have thought that they could've 1) told me about this inspection and 2) sent someone to sort out the boiler issues at the same time. Idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 A few things. MORE missed oppurtunities last night. In City they were charging THREE POUNDS FORTY for Blue WKD, and I was pished enough to order two because I didn't feel like having lager (which, to be fair I had had about 6 pints of previously). Some shyster threw a plastic cup full of vodka or some shit like that into the crowd, and, lo and behold, almost all of it landed on me. My nice jacket I was wearing now reeks of cigars because I was lurking outside the Retreat with two of my mates who were smoking dodgy Cuban imported cigars, and my t-shirt I was wearing earlier now stinks of fag-ash an boozebecause of where I was lurking. But fail of the weekend goes to the birthday boy we were out with. He was sat next to a rather nice looking young girl who asked if she could have her picture with him "because you're pretty hot" she said. At which point I was saying to him "get in there, ya fud. Put your arm around her and close the deal", but of course he didn't. Five minutes later, she leaves the bar with her friends and I just laughed at the lad who missed out on his "happy birthday", and he was in a bit of a sulk for the rest of the night. :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Haven't bit my nails in three weeks or so, I was doing brilliantly. Blam, playing football manager tonight, and I couldn't stop. Time to buy myself some magic gloves... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squidger Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Time to buy myself some magic gloves... P+B help #100075 Use both hands to scratch yer arse, soon there is no way those fingers will be going anywhere near yer pie hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 P+B help #100075Use both hands to scratch yer arse, soon there is no way those fingers will be going anywhere near yer pie hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 The P+B clock is all wrong. Testing testing.... its 01:09 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biffybizkit Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 the fact that they haven't yet made a giant babybell so you could slice it and put it on a picey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 another monday morning, another fecking week of work ahead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Off work and my dad has bloody woken me up clumping about the hall to go to work at half 8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Fucking hell, is there a heatwave on in Montrose?Were you having a dump in a honey pot or summit? I actually live in Edinburgh, but there was another frigging wasp in the bathroom this morning, but it disappeared so I couldn't squish it. This is getting seriously freaky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 another monday morning, another fecking week of work ahead. Im on holiday..No Crewew Toll for a week...should be in RTBC.. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 My ribs are still really fucking sore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 I watched Goal 3 last night. What a load of pish. The only good bit was when that Charlie c**t died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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