monkeyblair Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 My 2.30pm appointment this afternoon just changed to 3pm meaning probably an extra hour of travel journey home as traffic will be heavier. Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 When I'm cracking one off on the ol' Pornhub and my internet decides to play the c**t and buffers. Why I oughtta! It's always annoying when that happens, what do you do? Wait for your snail-like PC reloads a page or close your eyes and think of a past seedy situation to get you over the line? Decisions.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Shortarse who get the emergency exit/extra legroom seats on planes,when people like me who are over 6 feet sit with their knees up at their fucking chin. Airlines should have a minimum height you must be over before you can sit there,much like height restrictions you have to be to get on extreme rides at Alton Towers etc. If your not over a certain height,go to a normal seat you fucking dwarf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Shortarse who get the emergency exit/extra legroom seats on planes,when people like me who are over 6 feet sit with their knees up at their fucking chin. Airlines should have a minimum height you must be over before you can sit there,much like height restrictions you have to be to get on extreme rides at Alton Towers etc. If your not over a certain height,go to a normal seat you fucking dwarf Some airlines charge extra for these seats, which I think is the right way to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Some airlines charge extra for these seats, which I think is the right way to go. However many dont. I'm assuming your rather vertically challenged Swampy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Shortarse who get the emergency exit/extra legroom seats on planes,when people like me who are over 6 feet sit with their knees up at their fucking chin. Airlines should have a minimum height you must be over before you can sit there,much like height restrictions you have to be to get on extreme rides at Alton Towers etc. If your not over a certain height,go to a normal seat you fucking dwarf Why are you always so angry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 However many dont. I'm assuming your rather vertically challenged Swampy I'm around 5'10", I don't know exactly how tall I am... I prefer the exit rows not so much for the legroom but so I can actually use my laptop properly, rather than have it folded out lengthwise like a Berliner-format newspaper. What I'm saying is that paying extra for the privelege makes more sense than doling them out based on height. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 I'm around 5'10", I don't know exactly how tall I am... I prefer the exit rows not so much for the legroom but so I can actually use my laptop properly, rather than have it folded out lengthwise like a Berliner-format newspaper. What I'm saying is that paying extra for the privelege makes more sense than doling them out based on height. Bollocks it does. I'm 6'3" by the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie guevara Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 I'm around 5'10", I don't know exactly how tall I am... I prefer the exit rows not so much for the legroom but so I can actually use my laptop properly, rather than have it folded out lengthwise like a Berliner-format newspaper. What I'm saying is that paying extra for the privelege makes more sense than doling them out based on height. Not feasible, since as we know to our cost, you know everything about everything else. Putting you back on ignore now so I don't have to read your response. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Not feasible, since as we know to our cost, you know everything about everything else. Putting you back on ignore now so I don't have to read your response. Who's "we"? You and your fat mum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Shortarse who get the emergency exit/extra legroom seats on planes,when people like me who are over 6 feet sit with their knees up at their fucking chin. Airlines should have a minimum height you must be over before you can sit there,much like height restrictions you have to be to get on extreme rides at Alton Towers etc. If your not over a certain height,go to a normal seat you fucking dwarf But surely the shortarses can get out of the emergency exits quicker than freaks like you blocking up the whole doorway while you stoop and clog the whole thing up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squidger Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Decided to eat a goodfella's microwave pizza last night after a few beers. The tomato sauce was somewhat hot and the roof of my mouth has lots of flappy burnt bits of skin hanging down making it hard to eat today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Today, for the first time ever, I actually heard a woman say the word 'lol', instead of actually laughing. Damn you internet, damn you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Today, for the first time ever, I actually heard a woman say the word 'lol', instead of actually laughing. Damn you internet, damn you. Gina McKie on Forth1 said "LMAO" last night when I was on my way home from work. I considered handbrake turning, smashing through the central reservation barrier and driving to Edinburgh to kick her in the pie but decided against it and went straight home as planned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Gina McKie on Forth1 said "LMAO" last night when I was on my way home from work. I considered handbrake turning, smashing through the central reservation barrier and driving to Edinburgh to kick her in the pie but decided against it and went straight home as planned. A mate of mine does the sports reports for Forth One. Everytime I hear him I have to switch it off because I just start pissing myself laughing. Then I'm forced to listen to that nyaff Ewen Cameron telling us he once lived in Dubai and that his wife is English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Gina McKie on Forth1 said "LMAO" last night when I was on my way home from work. I considered handbrake turning, smashing through the central reservation barrier and driving to Edinburgh to kick her in the pie but decided against it and went straight home as planned. Just as well you didn't 'cause she broadcasts from Glasgow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 I need to read this Dog book for going back to these obidience classes. I really can't be fucked. I'd rather go about pnb and other Internet delights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Just as well you didn't 'cause she broadcasts from Glasgow Beat me to it! Anyone ever seen a picture of her? Face for the radio right enough!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 But surely the shortarses can get out of the emergency exits quicker than freaks like you blocking up the whole doorway while you stoop and clog the whole thing up? I think your getting mixed up with sort = thin and tall = fat. Shortarses can be fat little fuckers as well. Me??..Im tall and extremelly athletic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Why are you always so angry? Thats not angry thats just stating a point ! Anyway,people would be so dissapointed if I wasnt grumpy,so now have a reputation to live up to. I can be nice too you know and think you come across as a rather decent chap. I bet your not one of these midgets...Oh they make me furious !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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