Raith Against The Machine Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I need a shower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto-the-predator Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 The lack of Hibernia22 comedy gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flogelsleftpeg Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Jamie and Louise Redknapp do not go on Thomas Cook Holidays. I like the pair of them, but Jesus Christ you couple of money grabbing wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Probably, we don't win derbies. Indeed. Jamie and Louise Redknapp do not go on Thomas Cook Holidays. I like the pair of them, but Jesus Christ you couple of money grabbing wankers. I hope you are on the wind up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flogelsleftpeg Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Indeed. I hope you are on the wind up. When I say them I mean her and her chest. Im just jealous of him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 The wee one is meant to start Soccatots tomorrow but he has a horrible cough which I think may be croup. So he's going to miss it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I was reluctant to read off the Sale of Goods Act, but as soon as he started going off on one about how they're allowed to send it off for repair 3 times for the same fault indefinitely I finally called him up on it and cited s48A-C of the Sale of Goods Act. He wouldn't budge, so I've emailed the Managing Director of Argos. Edit: at one point I pointed out to him that it was an unreasonable time to be without the use of the product given the purpose for which it was bought and that it had, on a point of fact, caused me significant inconvenience to date and would cause further inconvenience for the possible quoted 21 days for return by manufacturer. He said, in an unsure manner "you need to prove that you have been significantly inconvenienced. You'll have to take it up with the customer services department online". My response, a little bit ratty by this stage was "OH YOU CAN COUNT ON IT". On the whole, though, I felt I kept my cool. I had a fight with Halfords yesterday over a fualty car seat which they wanted to send away for testing, the polystirene was slipping out the shell, then would only replace with the same model, which I certainly didn't want, which they presented not even in a box. According to the store manager that was all Halfords were willing to do. Call to customer servies where I did use the line "do I really need to call the Sunday Post and tell them that Halfords rate profit protection ahead of Child Safety" and an hour later I had a call back telling me to return to store (well it was my inlaws as I was home doing this by phone as said child is ill) and choose a model of same or greater value, but I had to make up difference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 (edited) Consumerdirect They are superb help,I bought a car that developed a few faults within 5 days and my wife phoned them for a bit of advice,It turns out that we were entitled to a refund or repair,.But if you accept a repair then you cannot at any time return it for the same fault. She took the car back and guess what? We got our money back Edited March 6, 2010 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Consumerdirect They are superb help,I bought a car that developed a few faults within 5 days and my wife phoned them for a bit of advice,It turns out that we were entitled to a refund or repair,.But if you accept a repair then you cannot at any time return it for the same fault. She took the car back and guess what? We got our money back I called them as well. Used to have customer on who had been in touch with them when I worked on the B&Q customer service line. Very helpful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Dear Mr Bendtner. I am aware you are the best striker in the world, but when chances like that are presented to you, you need to fucking finish them. That was embarrassing pal... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Dear Mr Bendtner. I am aware you are the best striker in the world, but when chances like that are presented to you, you need to fucking finish them. That was embarrassing pal... Whilst, I understand that those were gilt-edged chances, and yes, he should have finished them, 'best striker in the world'? I'm not sure he's even the best Danish striker at Arsenal.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Whilst, I understand that those were gilt-edged chances, and yes, he should have finished them, 'best striker in the world'? I'm not sure he's even the best Danish striker at Arsenal.... I was joking... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I was joking... I presumed you were, I just couldn't let such a comment go by without clarifying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Donovan bloody Simmonds. Four one-on-ones missed. Four! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Donovan bloody Simmonds. Four one-on-ones missed. Four! Two of them were good chances, two half chances. I'm not sure that changes your point much, if at all, but..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 (edited) Two of them were good chances, two half chances. I'm not sure that changes your point much, if at all, but..... I was away for a piss before the sitter in the second half, so was right behind the goal coming back to the fence at the time. He had the entire right side of the keeper and goal to aim for... so hit it with the outside of his left foot. Jesus wept. Edited March 7, 2010 by vikingTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Jesus wept, and Armand One giggled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Feckin smelly b*****ds on the bus home to the Sneck, assuming I support ICT just because I live here. No Mr smelly Jakie twat, i hate ICT and all they stand for, and why the hell should I explain myself to you! You stink of your own pish! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 One of my flatmates deciding that 9.15am on a Sunday is a good time to play "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" at full blast. Luckily I was already up but I still don't want to hear that pish, especially at that time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Toothache. I've been up all night with some incredible pain. I can't even close my mouth because if my teeth even hint at touching the pain is by far the worst thing I have ever experienced, and I have taken an Albertz-like free kick to the chuckies. I'm currently loaded up on painkillers, but the pain is still awful. It was that bad I actually considered pliers at around 6am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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