RossC93 Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 The fact that people think it's ok to piss all over public toilet seats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 This is the type of shite that deserves a negative. I wasn't having a go at Kilt at all and I get called one of 'the saddest fucks' on the site- Christ. Dinny shite a crystal. sounds like you're starting to get bothered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I ripped a hole in my favourite jeans this morning. Fucking fat ass! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 sounds like you're starting to get bothered. What did you say?!?! I'm not bothered. Whatever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I'm not bothered. Hmmff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 The quality of these new reporters on Reporting Scotland is absolutely shite, most of them are women in their late 20's, they all put on an exagerated slow tone of voice and emphasise all the wrong words in their sentences. Does my tits in. None of them are even very attractive. It's a Wednesday. You've got Jackie Bird instead of the absolute babe that is Sally Magnusson. It's like comparing Tesco's Own Brand Vodka with a Glenmorangie Malt. Wait for Thursdays and Fridays when you get the erudite, sophisticated and classy anchor and your opinion will at least change slightly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 It's a Wednesday. You've got Jackie Bird instead of the absolute babe that is Sally Magnusson. It's like comparing Tesco's Own Brand Vodka with a Glenmorangie Malt. Wait for Thursdays and Fridays when you get the erudite, sophisticated and classy anchor and your opinion will at least change slightly. Comparing vodka to whisky? Whit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Comparing vodka to whisky? Whit? It's precisely the point. Jackie Bird is the Daily Record reading jakie's newsreader. Sally Magnusson is the educated middle class sophisticated alcoholic's newsreader. They are chalk and cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Ridiculously stressed about a group project and presentation for uni. I can't find anything on the part I've been allocated, and I think I'm basically completely fucked. Not good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 It's precisely the point. Jackie Bird is the Daily Record reading jakie's newsreader. Sally Magnusson is the educated middle class sophisticated alcoholic's newsreader. They are chalk and cheese. Her father would be so proud! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Her father would be so proud! The viewer, not her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 The viewer, not her I know, but appealing to the market her father was part of....he'd have been proud! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I know, but appealing to the market her father was part of....he'd have been proud! Naturally. Being erudite and having a good taste in whisky automatically makes being an alcoholic completely justifiable as a life choice! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 When I'm cracking one off on the ol' Pornhub and my internet decides to play the c**t and buffers. Why I oughtta! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose Moron Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 When I'm cracking one off on the ol' Pornhub and my internet decides to play the c**t and buffers. Why I oughtta! This is the first ever post ive given the green dot to. Congratulations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Two days a week I get a lie in and today is one of them, typical of the bloody dog to bark it's c**t of at ten to eight in the morning then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Got paid today, so i've went from being Skinto McGinto, to actually no too bad, but i've got Ross County away tomorrow, and then i've got my bird's birthday. This = back to being Mr McGinto within a few days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Work is crap this week - I would say things can only get better, but the last fucker to say that was Tony Blair and look at us now, roll on finishing time and the pub to practise my alcoholism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 (edited) I can't say exactly what's getting on my nerves. But I can still go... AAAARRRGGGHHHH :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: Edited March 5, 2010 by The Master 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 we're out of vino. Sno fair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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